I suspect there is more to this story than they're saying.If he has reversed into a tree, how, and why, has his wife smashed the rear window?
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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!,
Sat 28 Nov 2009, 12:00,
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I think she caught him in bed with Tom Cruise.He was drunk alright, love drunk.
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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?,
Sat 28 Nov 2009, 12:04,
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I just heard that on Radio 4 (wifey smashing rear window bit)and thought.."well that's just bloody odd"
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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!,
Sat 28 Nov 2009, 12:05,
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Aye, very strange.Also, how could he get such severe facial lacerations just reversing out of his drive?
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Sat 28 Nov 2009, 12:18,
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What if....He was leaving and his wife threw the club after him, smashing the rear window and distracting him so he crashed?
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Sat 28 Nov 2009, 13:04,
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:)"like golf more than me do you Tiger?....have a fuckin'nine iron!":D
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Elvis impersonator,
Sat 28 Nov 2009, 12:26,
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You wanna go out for a quick nine do ya?HAVE A DRIVER TO YOUR HEAD YOU CUNT!
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Sat 28 Nov 2009, 12:27,
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