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# Tiger Woods was in another cart accident this morning!

(I helped save b3ta! RarelyEvil, Sat 28 Nov 2009, 11:35, archived)
# Really? That's terrible.
omg I hope he's okay.
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Sat 28 Nov 2009, 11:37, archived)
# hehurt his face
apparently - but he's okay! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Sat 28 Nov 2009, 11:48, archived)
# you forgot the whore lololololol
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 28 Nov 2009, 11:38, archived)
# probably left his wallet on the driver's seat
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Sat 28 Nov 2009, 11:51, archived)
# Racist
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Sat 28 Nov 2009, 11:58, archived)
# am not
wallets for everyone I say
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Sat 28 Nov 2009, 12:01, archived)
# I suspect there is more to this story than they're saying.
If he has reversed into a tree, how, and why, has his wife smashed the rear window?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 28 Nov 2009, 12:00, archived)
# I think she caught him in bed with Tom Cruise.
He was drunk alright, love drunk.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Sat 28 Nov 2009, 12:04, archived)
# I just heard that on Radio 4 (wifey smashing rear window bit)
and thought.."well that's just bloody odd"
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Sat 28 Nov 2009, 12:05, archived)
# Aye, very strange.
Also, how could he get such severe facial lacerations just reversing out of his drive?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 28 Nov 2009, 12:18, archived)
# What if
....He was leaving and his wife threw the club after him, smashing the rear window and distracting him so he crashed?
(Brian O'Blivion contains hazardous material, Sat 28 Nov 2009, 13:04, archived)
# :)
"like golf more than me do you Tiger?....have a fuckin'nine iron!":D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sat 28 Nov 2009, 12:26, archived)
# You wanna go out for a quick nine do ya?
HAVE A DRIVER TO YOUR HEAD YOU CUNT!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 28 Nov 2009, 12:27, archived)
# :D definitely a better choice of club
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sat 28 Nov 2009, 12:45, archived)
# his wife smashed the window with a golf club to get him out...yea right :D
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sat 28 Nov 2009, 12:01, archived)
# So, she didn't want to get him out?
But, wanted to do him in?
(I helped save b3ta! RarelyEvil, Sat 28 Nov 2009, 12:51, archived)
# he's probably been putting in at other holes
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sat 28 Nov 2009, 14:29, archived)
#
(Larue J'aime le Pâté Chinois, Sat 28 Nov 2009, 12:01, archived)
# hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sat 28 Nov 2009, 12:06, archived)
# HERBIE!!
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Sat 28 Nov 2009, 12:08, archived)
# quite cunning to avoid parking charges and park ones gayly coloured volkswagen in such a location
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 28 Nov 2009, 12:32, archived)
# *SNORT*
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Sat 28 Nov 2009, 15:11, archived)