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# My friend's a little bit stoned
I think his girlfriend's getting a bit frustrated...

(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Sun 29 Nov 2009, 3:19, archived)
# Rubber sheets.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 29 Nov 2009, 3:26, archived)
# Rubber mattress
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 29 Nov 2009, 3:33, archived)
# All good suggestions
We tried suggesting all these things, but she wont budge.

We're clubbing together to buy him a catheter for Christmas. He's passed out very happy.
(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Sun 29 Nov 2009, 3:36, archived)
# its grand until you wake up in the morning
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sun 29 Nov 2009, 3:43, archived)
# the moment that you piss yourself is quite warm and comforting.
its 5 minutes later when the pee's gone cold that it starts to get unpleasant.

or so I *hear*
(I helped save b3ta! zog why change it now?, Sun 29 Nov 2009, 4:04, archived)
# I guess it's a matter of preference
because I *heard* that it's the other way around.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 29 Nov 2009, 4:32, archived)
# I *heard* that I piss myself all the time
Oh, wait, that's not right.
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Sun 29 Nov 2009, 5:39, archived)
# it's just good
to let it go. just turn the matress round if it bothers you
(JoePesky, Sun 29 Nov 2009, 4:43, archived)
# If I was at any award ceremony. I'd piss on everything.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sun 29 Nov 2009, 5:24, archived)
# HARD PISS.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 29 Nov 2009, 5:27, archived)
# I'll do a shit in DFS.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sun 29 Nov 2009, 5:30, archived)
# Imma really happy for you Sam, and Imma let you finish but Fergie had one of the best pisses of all time.
fuck I'm sick of Kanye West as a joke.
(I helped save b3ta! k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 29 Nov 2009, 5:35, archived)
# The joke is:
Kanye West.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sun 29 Nov 2009, 5:37, archived)
# I see you've been reading the "Collin's pocket guide to jokes"
(I helped save b3ta! k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 29 Nov 2009, 5:50, archived)
# I steal all my jokes from the internet.
Books are like what the fuck books.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sun 29 Nov 2009, 5:55, archived)