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# My friend's a little bit stoned
I think his girlfriend's getting a bit frustrated...

(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Sun 29 Nov 2009, 3:19, archived)
# Rubber sheets.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 29 Nov 2009, 3:26, archived)
# Rubber mattress
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 29 Nov 2009, 3:33, archived)
# All good suggestions
We tried suggesting all these things, but she wont budge.

We're clubbing together to buy him a catheter for Christmas. He's passed out very happy.
(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Sun 29 Nov 2009, 3:36, archived)
# its grand until you wake up in the morning
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sun 29 Nov 2009, 3:43, archived)
# the moment that you piss yourself is quite warm and comforting.
its 5 minutes later when the pee's gone cold that it starts to get unpleasant.

or so I *hear*
(I helped save b3ta! zog why change it now?, Sun 29 Nov 2009, 4:04, archived)
# I guess it's a matter of preference
because I *heard* that it's the other way around.
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 29 Nov 2009, 4:32, archived)
# I *heard* that I piss myself all the time
Oh, wait, that's not right.
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Sun 29 Nov 2009, 5:39, archived)
# it's just good
to let it go. just turn the matress round if it bothers you
(JoePesky, Sun 29 Nov 2009, 4:43, archived)
# If I was at any award ceremony. I'd piss on everything.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sun 29 Nov 2009, 5:24, archived)
# HARD PISS.
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 29 Nov 2009, 5:27, archived)
# I'll do a shit in DFS.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sun 29 Nov 2009, 5:30, archived)
# Imma really happy for you Sam, and Imma let you finish but Fergie had one of the best pisses of all time.
fuck I'm sick of Kanye West as a joke.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 29 Nov 2009, 5:35, archived)
# The joke is:
Kanye West.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sun 29 Nov 2009, 5:37, archived)
# I see you've been reading the "Collin's pocket guide to jokes"
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 29 Nov 2009, 5:50, archived)
# I steal all my jokes from the internet.
Books are like what the fuck books.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sun 29 Nov 2009, 5:55, archived)