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# being allowed to soil yourself is the best part of getting old
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 29 Nov 2009, 18:35, archived)
# "I've shit - you deal with it."
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sun 29 Nov 2009, 18:35, archived)
# exactly!
and you can be as nasty and rude as you want AND PEOPLE JUST HAVE TO TAKE IT!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 29 Nov 2009, 18:37, archived)
# I remember shitting on the kitchen floor when I was like 4 years old.
Fun times.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 29 Nov 2009, 18:36, archived)
# I pissed in a wicker bin in the bathroom once.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sun 29 Nov 2009, 18:37, archived)
# i pissed on my girlfriends stereo and CD collection once.
she's now my wife.

i also pissed in her sink at uni as i couldn't find the door.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Sun 29 Nov 2009, 19:02, archived)
# my dad has a habit
of mistaking the radiator in his bedroom for a urinal when he's drunk. mum does not find it as amusing as i do.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 29 Nov 2009, 19:06, archived)
# i remember getting a bath in the kitchen sink
i used to love that
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 29 Nov 2009, 18:38, archived)
# but then you turned 21
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 29 Nov 2009, 18:40, archived)
# yes
stones.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 29 Nov 2009, 18:44, archived)
# I remember getting a bath in a bucket
which was in the bath

/didn't have no running hot water when I was very young
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Sun 29 Nov 2009, 18:57, archived)
# was that when all this were fields?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 29 Nov 2009, 18:59, archived)
# That wasn't a bucket
that was a turkey fryer. If they'd only had 50p for the electric...
(Richy_T hundreds if not thousands of dollars, Sun 29 Nov 2009, 20:47, archived)