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# I remember shitting on the kitchen floor when I was like 4 years old.
Fun times.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 29 Nov 2009, 18:36, archived)
# I pissed in a wicker bin in the bathroom once.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sun 29 Nov 2009, 18:37, archived)
# i pissed on my girlfriends stereo and CD collection once.
she's now my wife.

i also pissed in her sink at uni as i couldn't find the door.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Sun 29 Nov 2009, 19:02, archived)
# my dad has a habit
of mistaking the radiator in his bedroom for a urinal when he's drunk. mum does not find it as amusing as i do.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 29 Nov 2009, 19:06, archived)
# i remember getting a bath in the kitchen sink
i used to love that
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 29 Nov 2009, 18:38, archived)
# but then you turned 21
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 29 Nov 2009, 18:40, archived)
# yes
stones.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 29 Nov 2009, 18:44, archived)
# I remember getting a bath in a bucket
which was in the bath

/didn't have no running hot water when I was very young
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Sun 29 Nov 2009, 18:57, archived)
# was that when all this were fields?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 29 Nov 2009, 18:59, archived)
# That wasn't a bucket
that was a turkey fryer. If they'd only had 50p for the electric...
(Richy_T hundreds if not thousands of dollars, Sun 29 Nov 2009, 20:47, archived)