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# It's like he quickly swallows it, forces it through his system then they remove it from the other end..?
(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 1:12, archived)
# No actually he has a huge amount of them up his butt
and each time he swallows one it pushes out the next.

Probably...
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 1:17, archived)
# Oh! I see :)
Gross ^_^
(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 1:19, archived)
# no, it's quite a simple concept, and keeps the pipes clean
www.ryanprocess.com/pigs.html
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 1:23, archived)
# LOL!
There's nothing you can make up the interwebs can't provide for real anymore is there?
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 1:26, archived)
# i worked in the beverage industry for a few years.
...giggled like a schoolboy whenever the maintenance guy would announce over the PA, "blow the pig on line 23"
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 1:28, archived)
# I sincerely hope none of those have ever been inserted into people.
Also, where it says 'providing turnkey services' at the bottom, I read it as 'providing turkey services' and now I'm imagining that inside each pod thing, there is a beautifully cooked turkey that can be delivered at any time... *sigh*
(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 1:27, archived)
# who wouldn't enjoy the clean you can only get with the Super Javelina
The SUPER JAVELINA is totally covered with wire brush straps in a slight spiral pattern
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 1:32, archived)
# I literally just shuddered at the thought of one of those up my poop-chute.
Although, I have always envied goatse's astonishing cleanliness and that might just be how he acheived it.
(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 1:37, archived)
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(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 1:42, archived)
# They also use pigs in the oil industry, and those are REALLY large pipes...
lh6.ggpht.com/_h2Jk_KpEG1g/SIisz2TqwfI/AAAAAAAAARg/EhhHPSIjEXA/IMG_1157.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 1:52, archived)
# O_O
Woah.
(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 1:54, archived)
# Ooh ooh, matching ghosties.
I just noticed \o/
(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 2:02, archived)
# \o/
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 2:07, archived)
# Out of curiosity
what exactly does a bioinformatician do?
(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 2:09, archived)
# ...it would be cool to have a turkey shoot up out of your kitchen drain just minutes after ordering
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 1:33, archived)