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# After midnight the demands of the newly resurgent Hashishim terrorists usually became fairly predictable
(Captain_lambkin adifferent.me, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 23:36, archived)
# you forgot the shiny things
and pens that do that clicky thing
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 23:37, archived)
# Aiiieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
Ahmed will never go back down the 24 hour now! He is well mashed up!
(Captain_lambkin adifferent.me, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 23:38, archived)
# he'll have to
he forgot the skins
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 23:39, archived)
# I've got some,
can I come?
(I helped save b3ta! loonybean giving as good as he gets since, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 23:56, archived)
# have you got chocolate?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 23:59, archived)
# Pot Noodles!
I forgot Pot Noodles!
(Captain_lambkin adifferent.me, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 0:01, archived)
# chicken and mushroom!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 0:02, archived)
# Get out of my mind!!!!
 
(Captain_lambkin adifferent.me, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 0:05, archived)
# no!
nice soft white bread to dip in the pot noodle....
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 0:08, archived)
# Sorry I have become overly interested in the stiching on this cushion.
Look it's like someone left a message with the stiching...
(Captain_lambkin adifferent.me, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 0:10, archived)
# hmm?
sorry, i was trying to lick my elbow
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 0:12, archived)
# Big tub of celebrations, Jaffa's...
And a splendid McVities Christmas Jamaica Ginger Cayke. YUM :D
(I helped save b3ta! loonybean giving as good as he gets since, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 0:14, archived)
# i have 2 tubs of celebrations
in my hall cupboard right now
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 0:17, archived)
# Christmas Ginger Cake?
Pray do tell...
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 0:19, archived)
# The raisins are soaked in rum,
making it even more moist...Stunning munch, I've just eaten a whole one :D

*burp*
(I helped save b3ta! loonybean giving as good as he gets since, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 0:39, archived)
# Greedy.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 23:37, archived)
# who are we tradin for?
I'm not fuckin going to Tesco at this hour for just anyone...
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 23:39, archived)
# The Hashishim terrorists are doomed
any lone cashier met with such demands would on instinct leap the counter, lock the door so they can't flee, and proceed to bash them senseless with a packet of chocolate digestives, surely
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 23:41, archived)
# I hope that cake is halal.
Not all cakes are and I would hate him to be naughty.
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 23:55, archived)
# Damn you
Now I want cake.

Fortunately I have the ingredients for kladdkaka in the kitchen, I may go make some now.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 0:35, archived)