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# getting him down will be a nightMARE
:D
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 13:29, archived)
# Are we going to be saddled with another pun thread?
(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 13:38, archived)
# could use a colt45 ;)
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 13:40, archived)
# a recent Gallup poll suggets this is nearly the top choice
...but I always figured that the top contenders pony up a few bucks to saddle the numbers a bit
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 13:43, archived)
# you thought of that on the hoof?
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 13:44, archived)
# it was a bit of a shoe in

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 13:51, archived)
# actually yes
Sometimes I rein supreme in matters of wordplay.
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 13:52, archived)
# you'll beat me Hands down then
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 13:53, archived)
# he's out flanked you

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 13:59, archived)
# i'm a little un-stable
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 14:00, archived)
# aah, what the hay!

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 14:01, archived)
# Spur him on to do better
(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 14:01, archived)
# I'm not going to nag him about it

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 14:02, archived)
# this is getting filly now
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 14:03, archived)
# you trying to stirrup trouble?

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 14:05, archived)
# Kill him!
Dead men tell no tails.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 14:07, archived)
# this getting really foalish
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 14:08, archived)
# Been used, see my link below :)
Hmm, what to have for dinner... I have some baked goods but they're mouldy, have to cut off the mould. I like my pie bald.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 14:13, archived)
# i'd change tack if i were you ;)
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 14:15, archived)
# Ok, if you're Shire
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 14:22, archived)
# That's the mane reason he puns so much
And here's a little horse (literally) joke.

www.b3ta.com/board/9337244
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 14:03, archived)
# Give him a free rein
If he isnt handicapped he'll jump at the chance to do more
(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 13:54, archived)
# He might wait a bit
But that would be stallion for time.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 14:01, archived)
# I stud here for ages waiting for a reply
(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 14:12, archived)
# Have a drink to celebrate
Do you want to sip beer or n'equine?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 14:15, archived)
# you're a gentleman sire
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 14:16, archived)
# Now you're just gelding the lily
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 14:21, archived)
# work to do - so must trot on now :)
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 14:26, archived)
# *waves hand like a Jedi*
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 14:27, archived)
# pffft
have a click-clop
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 14:30, archived)
# It's not the final version
Just an early Draft.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 14:32, archived)
# Now you're just trying to groom him
(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 14:33, archived)
# I won't wear a dress! Arrrrgh!
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 14:39, archived)
# Jockey shorts will do fine
(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 14:45, archived)
# Can't say farrier than that
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 14:51, archived)
# Use the horse, Luke!

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 14:46, archived)
# NO you mustang about a bit longer
(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 14:29, archived)
# He hasn't the balls to do that!
(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 14:27, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 13:41, archived)