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# Serious footballs going on right here.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 19:30, archived)
# Mu have you checked out the Netherland's potential semi final opponents yet?!
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 19:32, archived)
# :( This is all way over my head.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 19:34, archived)
# No.
You will analyse football and you will be happy about it.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 19:36, archived)
# But I'm not an overly serious skinhead in a pub.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 19:40, archived)
# WHO ARE YA, WHO ARE YA
...then?
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 19:42, archived)
# Tittiletattle who should play on England's right?
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 19:41, archived)
# I don't know. Some people who can kick a ball real far.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 19:43, archived)
# I'm starting a facebook petition for you to be England manager
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 19:47, archived)
# Me: for yes.
I am in agreeination with your commentles.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 19:48, archived)
# hay guyz dis is ufishul if 1,00,.0000,0 ppl join dis grp den my m8 tstsr wil b engerlund managr hes real gd
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 19:50, archived)
# just shout
ENGERLAND

a few times. throw in a ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONEY! ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONEY! or two and you're sorted. Occasionally nod wisely and say "I said he should've gone with 1-1-8."
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 19:37, archived)
# The last time I watched the football properly was when Senegal beat France.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 19:38, archived)
# I enjoyed that game
Somewhat frighteningly, I still lived in Scotland at that point. That was actually quite a long time ago.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 19:39, archived)
# All I remember was that the winning goal was scored by the guy who had fallen over and was on the floor.
And that that was the year France scored no goals, and I think that was the time around we beat Germany 5-1.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 19:42, archived)
# 5-1 was in a friendly
I wasn't very happy about it.

/stereotypical pathetic anti-england football teamness blog
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 19:44, archived)
# It must be awesome because there's a wikipedia page about just that match
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 19:46, archived)
# And if you make a change it'll be reverted within 5 minutes!
Especially if that change is to "Some cunts beat Germany 5-1 some time. No-one cared, not even the Germans, but some cunts won't shut up about it, although they still talk a bit more about when they beat the Germans almost fifty years ago in a much more important match."

I'd do that but actually I'm not that petty anymore. Since with any luck I'll be living in Norway, I don't even mind whether England win the World Cup. Though I'd love to see the Netherlands get it.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 19:50, archived)
# I've got some bad news: on Radio 5 right now they're going through the entire world cup and predicting every match. Srsly.
Brazil beat Netherlands in the quarter finals.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 19:53, archived)
# BASTARD BRAZILIANS
I'M GONNA GO FUCKING POSTAL
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 20:03, archived)
# Yeah, nearly. Qualifying rather than finals, but still.
See, you can join in.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 19:45, archived)
# I thought it was a friendly
Oh. Shows how much *I* know, doesn't it, eh?
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 19:46, archived)
# I only remember it so well because Heskey scored the only goal of his entire career.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 19:49, archived)
# Fuck me
Heskey scored for England? No wonder you remember it.

I didn't actually see the match, the first I knew was when some Lancastrian twat in my hall of residence put a cutout from the paper on his door and went around shouting at the top of his stupid voice about it, the brainless fuckwit.

That's probably actually behind my antipathy towards that match, rather than any dislike of England, I just didn't like the Lancastrian prick.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 19:52, archived)
# May 2002, 1-0, Bouba Diop
I am fucking ready.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 19:39, archived)