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# how to start family fights just before christmas and/or really piss off your neice
her friend may have gone a tad overboard with the spray tan


(wallynothere rnot without protection, Sun 6 Dec 2009, 6:51, archived)
# bu bu bu but...
the background is white?

oh and spray tan is a terrrible terrible thing
(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Sun 6 Dec 2009, 7:33, archived)
# Would
The Satsuma One.
(I helped save b3ta! Piper Alpha is being a grumpy northerm bastard on:, Sun 6 Dec 2009, 7:36, archived)
# oh you shallow prick!
what about meaningful conversation? Art? World politics? Particle physics?
She is thick as a fucking brick - surely physical attributes aren't everything?

(wallynothere rnot without protection, Sun 6 Dec 2009, 10:57, archived)
# nobody's mentioned the fence!
I did that! Brilliant, if I do say so myself.

(wallynothere rnot without protection, Sun 6 Dec 2009, 11:13, archived)
# physical attributes are perfect for what I'm doing right now*
haha am not but you should enjoy the view you have!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Sun 6 Dec 2009, 11:14, archived)
# god i love my life
:-)
(wallynothere rnot without protection, Sun 6 Dec 2009, 11:27, archived)
# Lets do a particle physics talk.
Okay you start.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sun 6 Dec 2009, 11:57, archived)
# sure
OMG, like, the Standard Model of particle physics an shit is a theory of three of the four known fundamental interactions, like and the elementary particles that take part in these interactions, seriously. Like, these particles make up all visible matter in the universe, OH MY FREAKIN GOD! The standard model, duh, is a gauge theory of the electroweak and strong interactions with the gauge group SU(3)×SU(2)×U(1) or some shit like dat lol! :-)))
(wallynothere rnot without protection, Sun 6 Dec 2009, 12:04, archived)
# LOL OMGEEEWWDD!!!
k so rite I was finkin' about the spin and angular momentum in basic Mesons rite and this dude was all shut up mesons are gay fermions and i was all lol ur so wrong, honey.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sun 6 Dec 2009, 12:23, archived)
# woteva biatch!
like, quarks totally suck - OMFG, I don't believe you even started up on that shit!
(wallynothere rnot without protection, Sun 6 Dec 2009, 12:34, archived)
# I don't think there's many here that need to be told how to start family fights

PROTIP: mention something that took place years ago and has no relevance to the current conversation.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 6 Dec 2009, 7:56, archived)
# Why
are her legs different colours?
(I helped save b3ta! littlefish I like cheese, Sun 6 Dec 2009, 8:11, archived)
# Light leaking from window behind.
Leg closest to us gets none of it.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 6 Dec 2009, 8:18, archived)
# Maybe the ooma loompa
is just in shadow then?
(I helped save b3ta! littlefish I like cheese, Sun 6 Dec 2009, 8:29, archived)
# Maybe her leg has just grow
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 6 Dec 2009, 8:56, archived)
# I'm not sure there is enough evidence being put forward here
you need to post more pictures of your niece and her friend in various poses before we can come to a proper conclusion

also - orange shmorange.
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Sun 6 Dec 2009, 11:00, archived)
# as requested
you shallow bastard also




(God if I have to sit around my brother's pool again while this lot get pissed and act silly, I'll, I'll write a letter to the authorities!)
(wallynothere rnot without protection, Sun 6 Dec 2009, 11:03, archived)
# my sympathy levels are zero! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Sun 6 Dec 2009, 11:15, archived)
# would, both of them, twice!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sun 6 Dec 2009, 11:08, archived)
# hehe
morning prodge
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Sun 6 Dec 2009, 11:16, archived)
# ning :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sun 6 Dec 2009, 11:21, archived)