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# Here it is
www.anjunabeats.com/forum/index.php?showtopic=33704&start=0&p=804387&#entry804387

GOLDEN, says the man below.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 21:14, archived)
# He's a gem of a man
A gem!

By the way, unofficial word from Oslo is I've got the job. Tomorrow or Thursday it should become official. Then I celebrate!


Edit: I just read some of that website again. That was entertaining to write.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 21:16, archived)
# Awesome!
I am delighted for you :)

I've invested a lot of time in asking you whether you've got it yet and it's nice to see that pay off.

Now get me a job there too.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 21:19, archived)
# We need a cleaner
Last time I was there the cleaners hadn't even heard about the room on the top of the building. It's up some stairs at the back. Stairs they haven't even seen.

Fancy being a cleaner?
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 21:24, archived)
# How many years do you think it would take me to get from cleaner to president of the nobel peace prize committee?
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 21:30, archived)
# They're swedish, so...
...ten, since that's when Norway will buy Sweden outright.

Can I get a peace prize?
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 21:31, archived)
# (I think all of the Nobel prizes are awarded by Swedes except the peace one, which is chosen by Norwegian academics)
And yeah sure I'm gonna base my whole application on your candidacy for the prize. My way of saying thanks for the cleaner job. First rung and all.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 21:36, archived)
# Really?
Two years then.

Bloody bossy Norwegian academics. Cheers for the prize, though, and don't forget to clean that patch behind the bath. They never clean there.

(There is a bath in the toilet upstairs at the office. I like this place.)
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 21:42, archived)