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# How do you know when a rhythm guitarist is at your door?
Can't find the key and doesn't know when to come in.
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# How many lead guitarists does it take to change a lightbulb?
Six, one to do the actual job the other 5 to stand around saying how they would have done it better.
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# What do you call a guy who hangs around with musicians?
A drummer.
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# What's the biggest advantage of using a drum machine?
You only have to punch information in once.
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# How do you make a rhythm guitarist play queitly?
Put sheet music in from of them.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 12:08, archived)
# How many economists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Two. One to screw in the lightbulb and the other to hold everything else constant.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 12:02, archived)
# How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Two but fuck knows how they got in there!

That's my fave lightbulb joke ever.
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