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# quick post, but had to get this off my chest.
(DefyingDarwin Old, untalented and white,, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 11:40, archived)
# I suppose response so far has been a little strange eh

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 11:41, archived)
# a guy on another forum made it
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 11:42, archived)
# Not their own work?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 11:43, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 11:44, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 11:46, archived)
# So wow...
;)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 11:53, archived)
# *spangs*
Haha great one. As I'm in a pea mood have:

(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 11:43, archived)
# chord humour
lol x
(DefyingDarwin Old, untalented and white,, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 11:43, archived)
# Not chords! Tshirt!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 11:44, archived)
# me confuddled here
what would Tshirt do?
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 11:47, archived)
# It's the G suspended chord.:P
or G sus.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 11:48, archived)
# *groan*

(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 11:51, archived)
# *assumes the position*
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 11:55, archived)
# I have a lot more where that came from, young man.
young man.
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 11:59, archived)
# I understand,
and therefore appreciate this!

despite being a drummer
(Colonel Santiago Introduced surprised kitty to the world., Thu 10 Dec 2009, 11:44, archived)
# Drummers are awesome :)
especially if they can play multiple instruments :)
(I helped save b3ta! Kyazrael Juan, two, three, floor?, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 11:51, archived)
# They are also invaluable when setting up a stage.
When you see drool coming out of both sides of their mouths you know the stage is level.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 11:56, archived)
# What do you call a drumer in a suit?
The defendant!

Musiclols!
(I helped save b3ta! Si o doom Fund me! No catering cost involved! bit.ly/1bFtzN2, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 11:57, archived)
# How do you know when a rhythm guitarist is at your door?
Can't find the key and doesn't know when to come in.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 12:00, archived)
# How many lead guitarists does it take to change a lightbulb?
Six, one to do the actual job the other 5 to stand around saying how they would have done it better.
(I helped save b3ta! Si o doom Fund me! No catering cost involved! bit.ly/1bFtzN2, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 12:01, archived)
# What do you call a guy who hangs around with musicians?
A drummer.
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 12:02, archived)
# What's the biggest advantage of using a drum machine?
You only have to punch information in once.
(I helped save b3ta! Si o doom Fund me! No catering cost involved! bit.ly/1bFtzN2, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 12:04, archived)
# How do you make a rhythm guitarist play queitly?
Put sheet music in from of them.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 12:08, archived)
# How many economists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Two. One to screw in the lightbulb and the other to hold everything else constant.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 12:02, archived)
# How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Two but fuck knows how they got in there!

That's my fave lightbulb joke ever.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 12:06, archived)
# Everyone would apparrently love the wire
And 24
And prison break
And lost
And flash forward
And the west wing

BUT I DONT WANT TO SPEND EVERY WAKING MOMENT OF MY LIFE WATCHING A BILLION EPISODES OF SOME TV PROGRAM!

I hate it when people keep pleading with me to watch the above programs...
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 11:43, archived)
# then you should buy a t shirt
which i am not selling but someone else must be
(DefyingDarwin Old, untalented and white,, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 11:44, archived)
# you should watch Eastenders
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 11:45, archived)
# programmes :P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 11:46, archived)
# Pffft.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 11:48, archived)
# Yeah that's just it; once something has been on for years it takes a massive commitment to catch up with it
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 11:49, archived)
# The Wuffle Bunny Guide To TV Series:
the wire - Brilliant the best ever superlatives are not enough etc etc.
24 - Fantastic great fun "dammit" drinking games good times.
prison break - Meh.
lost - Got boring quickly.
flash forward - Got very boring very quickly.
the west wing - Takes some getting into but well worth the effort.
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 11:50, archived)
# 24 is a parody of itself these days
I don't think I've ever seen TV as formulaic as the last season.

Still good fun though.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 11:52, archived)
# ah yes, the '24' drinking game
'happy days' :)

*still loves 24, regardless*
/has also stuck with Lost and Flashforward
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 11:53, archived)
# I've stuck with Lost as it's still entertaining bunkum
Gave up on 24 when it went to Sky. Frankly it was only ever going to really work for one series and that series didn't work because they only commissioned half of it.

Never watched The Wire, Prison Break, Flash Forward or The West Wing.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 11:57, archived)
# I'm keenly looking forward to the last season of Lost
half because I've really enjoyed the last season, (and as you say, it really is enjoyable hokum) and they could go out on a high, and half because I want to see if they really can tie everything up convincingly at the end.
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 12:02, archived)
# I got lost on Lost
during season 3 when the focus was more on "the others" and all the initial mystery/fantasy was lost. From all I hear it picks up on the mysterious aspect in later seasons in which case I may rent some to catch up.
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 12:09, archived)
# season three drudged along a bit, season 4 picked it up (introduced several newbies)
season 5 delved right into the mythology (jacob/island especially)
and ended on a high.
Season 6 promises a lot, *fingers crossed* it delivers
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 12:12, archived)
# Is 6 the last one?
I thought it was going to 7
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 12:14, archived)
# Nope, next season is the last (17/18 episodes)
they have a lot to cram in
/starts Feb.
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 12:16, archived)
# Now that sounds more like it.
It was the mythology that set it apart from anything else on TV at the time and I was gutted they tried to ground it in too much reality (cf. Phantom Menace & midi-chlorians vs. The Force).
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 12:46, archived)
# The West Wing was ace
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 12:03, archived)
# I've stuck with Lost as it's still entertaining bunkum
Gave up on 24 after season 2 or 3. Frankly it was only ever going to really work for one series and that series didn't work because they only commissioned half of it.

Never watched The Wire, Prison Break, Flash Forward or The West Wing.

hey...what a coincidence!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 12:06, archived)
# haha, you are my Dutch Equivalent!
It is my theory that everyone in the world has a Dutch Equivalent.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 12:12, archived)
# Hahaha that's a good theory
and probably correct too
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 12:14, archived)
# I gave up on 24 after series 3.
I've stuck with Lost, and am sticking with FlashForward even though it is a pile of pants

I also like Defying Gravity.
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 11:58, archived)
# series three was pants (in comparison) to say the least
season 5 more than made up for that though :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 12:03, archived)
# series 5 of 24 was fantastic
I loved the happy shopper Nixon President.

I quite enjoyed the last series, especially the fruity and feisty sidekick he picked up.

But all the toing and froing with TOOONNNYYYY!!!!! got a bit annoying after a while
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 12:07, archived)
# thankfully he may just have a 'minor' role in the last season
/at best. It's not been confirmed even if he shows up.
He's not in the promo pic, anyway:
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:24_Season_8_Cast.jpg

/oh, and Happy Shopper Nixon is back
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 12:10, archived)
# I thought his wife killed him in season 6?
oh, but when did that matter in the 24-iverse
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 12:43, archived)
# no no, early in season 7, Renee did say that he was still alive and living on his retreat still
he survived, and has been confirmed as coming back next year
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 12:59, archived)
# I can't believe you're saying this

If someone recommends a show to you, you should very well spend a couple of days watching it. Until someone else recommends something else.
If you play your cards right, you could be watching television all the time!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 11:55, archived)
# I LOVE THE WIRE
But I think it's okay if you don't.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 11:43, archived)
# TJ: has anyone made a badge yet?
Quick and shit but if your standards are abominably low it's all yours.

(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 11:50, archived)
# But my images are okay.
Even the bad ones.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 11:52, archived)
# Mine have never been anything other than bad
But I thought that storing them on b3tards would make the less-bad ones safe... Meh.
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 11:55, archived)
# You can still get them
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 11:55, archived)
# Really?
How? I've only got a couple left on my page...

EDIT: Ah-ha!
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 11:57, archived)
# I meant okay as in safe, not okay as in of average quality
They're all of very low quality.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 11:56, archived)
# You can download them in a zip
www.b3tards.com/
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 11:57, archived)
# Hurrah!
Cheers!
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 11:58, archived)
# Aha!
Blimey. 47 Meg. Those 50k's certainly add up, don't they...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 12:02, archived)
# hehe, liking this :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 11:54, archived)
# That's a point actually.
My Websherrif and Retro Sci-fi badges bit the dust as well :o/
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 11:56, archived)
# To be fair it was always stated that the images were never going to be there perminently
I'm a glass half full person and I'm greatful how long robtoo managed to keep them on for.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 11:59, archived)
# Oh yeah totally.
And actually, losing all the old stuff might force me to stop being such a reposting slapper and make more original stuff. I've tracked down my 2 precious FPs and rehosted, so no harm, no foul.

It just seemed a bit summary is all.

But having seen his explanation is is a lot clearer.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 12:04, archived)
#
"Have you seen The Wire?"
"I've just finished season 2"
"OMFG SEASON 3 IS TEH BESTEST!"
"Cool"
"Oh no wait, which one was season 3?"
"I haven't watched it yet"
"Which one is season 2?"
"The shipyard one.."
"Oh yeah... oh hang on no i'm thinking of season 4. THATS TEH BESTEST"
"Fuck off"
(UTB, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 12:04, archived)
# Yes!
THANK YOU!
(I helped save b3ta! Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 12:07, archived)
# hahahaha
I would buy this.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 12:08, archived)
# Can I get a Soprano's one?
I'm sick of saying "Yes, I KNOW I should have watched it. I'm sorry. But I don't think I can find a spare week to watch it all now."
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 12:09, archived)
# People who read this thread also bought . . .
The Clangers
Chorleton & The Wheelies
(I helped save b3ta! doog Don't read this., Thu 10 Dec 2009, 12:50, archived)
# But The Sopranos was ace!
And should have featured in the Wuffle Bunny guide to TV Series above as "essential viewing cannot recommend more etc etc".
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 12:52, archived)