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From the Christmas Cards Of Truth challenge. See all 215 entries (closed)

(I helped save b3ta! Chumps 👀, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 17:53, archived)
# CANCER!
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 17:56, archived)
# Santy is a dick this year. He turned into all the food.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 17:57, archived)
# ROAST KLAUS!
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 18:02, archived)
# ROAST KANCER!
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 18:05, archived)
# hairy turkey, that's all we need!
"where's the gravy, ethel?"
"it's in the kitchen, next to the shaving foam"
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 18:03, archived)
# No bollocks for me thanks, I am trying to watch my cholesterol.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 18:04, archived)
# more testicles means more iron
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 18:06, archived)
# Zinc

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 18:07, archived)
# that's fine, then
i take zinc supplements anyway
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 18:09, archived)
# Iron testicules???
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps 👀, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 18:07, archived)
# yes. iron testicules.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 18:08, archived)
# Ahh, in that case..
BRING ON THE BALL(S)!
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 18:07, archived)
# *brings on the balls*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 18:09, archived)
# No cholesterol for me thanks
I'm trying to watch my bollocks
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps 👀, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 18:14, archived)
# You can keep the breast, I'll have a leg
Not sure about the peas either. And "Wot? No gravy?"
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps 👀, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 18:04, archived)
# lovely bit of thigh
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 18:04, archived)