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[challenge entry] Q & D before I nip to the Xmas market for a sneaky lunchtime gluhwein...


Je ne regrette rien...

Edit Retrospective credit for the gag to Griffy. Hadn't seen it but it's a fair cop :)

From the Christmas Cards Of Truth challenge. See all 215 entries (closed)

(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 12:34, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/9830748
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 12:35, archived)
# Hahaha I probably knocked that together in about the same time it took Griffy to type it :D
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 12:39, archived)
# LOLS Genius.
(TheRiddler Hmmmmm... I concur., Fri 11 Dec 2009, 12:41, archived)
# haha
I actually have a bottle of that in my office. It was a present from a guest about 2-3 years ago and I've never opened it.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 12:36, archived)
# they sell it in Lidl - about 27p a gallon
never tried it though

Is it made from horses hooves and cowhorns?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 11 Dec 2009, 12:37, archived)
# It's a mulling wine I think.
I just can never bring myself to drink the premade stuff.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 12:43, archived)
# A bottle of chess? How rare!
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 12:39, archived)
# Ideal for the move of "En Pissant"
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 12:41, archived)
# Aaargh!
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 12:44, archived)
# Keeps you warm on those long winter Knights
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 12:48, archived)
# I prefer to keep warm by bashing the Bishop.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 12:49, archived)
# Don't you have a Mate?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 12:52, archived)
# Just my old Queen.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 13:00, archived)
# while watching pawnography
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 12:54, archived)
# Chessstrategylols
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 12:46, archived)
# Well it was a bottle of chessboard. Except it had all seperated.
Hang on. My mistake. It was a bottle of guinness.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 12:49, archived)
# Chessboards have quite a chequered history
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 12:53, archived)
# they also have a very black-and-white view of everything.
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 12:55, archived)
# Paul McCartney plays chess
Chessboards inspired the song "When I'm 64 (squares)".
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 12:57, archived)
# Also the lesser known song
"If you take my queen I'll punch you in the cunt"

(it was a b-side)
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 13:03, archived)
# I hear, 'Get Out of my Life you rancid Gold digging Pegleg'
Was inspired by Heather Mills.

It's like the old joke going around when Linda died.
Paul sits his kids down and say, 'Kids. I've got some good news and some bad news.'
'Father. You can tell us anything. What is it?' they say together.
'Well the bad news is my wife; you're loving mother had sadly passed away.'
'Oh my god! What is the good news?'
'Steak for dinner!'
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 13:06, archived)
# You may be thinking of checkers:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 12:56, archived)
# Gaaargh!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 12:36, archived)
# haha
you big silly
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 11 Dec 2009, 12:37, archived)
# Hadn't seen your post, honest! I didn't scroll down far enough.
www.b3ta.com/board/9830882
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 12:39, archived)
# o_O
a quick google, copy and paste!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 11 Dec 2009, 12:48, archived)
# Aha!
I think I might have done this gag before but it got eaten by b3tards.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 12:51, archived)
# errrr...
*hands over royalties*
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 11 Dec 2009, 13:03, archived)
#
You just Googled "chess strategies" didn't you?
(Good Penny, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 12:41, archived)
# No.
It was Wikipedia
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 12:42, archived)
# would that be the beeerminam christmans market by any chance?
I make my own gluhwein. Out of glue and wine.
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 12:45, archived)
# Manchester
...and I did a pic of that exact same gluevine a while back but it's vanished into b3tards ether.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 12:46, archived)
# Talk about pAwned
pfft
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 12:53, archived)