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# but you had to press the start button to make it stop
my mum still finds that confusing
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sat 12 Dec 2009, 20:26, archived)
# My mum still finds TV remotes confusing
Both my parents do, in fact. My dad threatened to kick me out a few years ago because he couldn't fathom the fact that the red light meant 'standby', and pressing the red button on the remote would make the TV show pictures again. Apparently it was broken, I must have fucked it up, and I shouldn't bother coming home. Which was nice.
(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Sat 12 Dec 2009, 20:29, archived)
# My mum
still can't work out you have to point the remote at the tv or at least in the general direction of the tv to change the channel
(r_sole is...... Dwarf tossing champion of, Sat 12 Dec 2009, 20:42, archived)
# I don't see how he can't press a button on a remote when told
but manages to drive himself to and from work every day with no problems. Surely cars are more complex?
(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Sat 12 Dec 2009, 20:58, archived)
#
www.greenend.org.uk/rjk/2002/08/nipple.html
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 12 Dec 2009, 21:04, archived)
# Fuck nipples, I prefer touchpads
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(I helped save b3ta! CowJam, Sat 12 Dec 2009, 21:36, archived)
# My mum still blames me
for anything electrical breaking in her house. I left home more than a decade ago.
(I helped save b3ta! CowJam, Sat 12 Dec 2009, 21:33, archived)