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[challenge entry] Feeling Creative (glad the missus is out shagging normals)...

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(hengushrh is found at the Dole office every second thursday, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 0:40, archived)
# Shagging normals?
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 0:41, archived)
# DEAR SANTA: I HAVE BEEN PRETTY GOOD THIS YEAR I SHOULD THINK, NOW STOP PISSING DOWN MY FUCKING CHIMNEY
 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 0:42, archived)
# yo, welcome back
happy hols?
(I helped save b3ta! deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 0:51, archived)
# yeah not bad
just seven more working days til the christmas break, too.

still got plenty to do which is why I'm looking at b3ta, my very favourite place to procrastinate..
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 0:56, archived)
# He can't help it, he's INCONTINENT SANTA.
Giving the gift of urnie
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 0:57, archived)
# bert and urnie?
(I helped save b3ta! deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 1:00, archived)
# Jews.
Santa pisses in all the jewish chimneys. He's a bigot with a sleigh.
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 1:01, archived)
# the looks too much like the design on the current 2L bottles
on them santa is holding a spurting tube near his groin.
(coobeastie Used to Be in Evil Gazebo, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 0:45, archived)
# SANTA IS A DICK
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 0:46, archived)
# AIDS COUNTS AS A GIFT
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 0:51, archived)
#
 

 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 0:58, archived)
# santa having a heart attack whilst pissing
on presents
(JoePesky, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 0:57, archived)
# (santa balls)
(I helped save b3ta! e1bow parts of this page are not secure, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 3:30, archived)