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# Ace work
Have to say, I'm a fan of the show, but this series just passed me by like a faint fart.

Didn't give a monkey's about it this year
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 10:12, archived)
# Pete Waterman was interviewed about Cowell this morning on Radio Bore:
He was asked "So - what is Cowell's drive? Buisness? Money? Artistic merit", and replied, spluttering, "ARTISTIC MERIT?!"
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 10:14, archived)
# I like waterman
because he never had any pretension about what he did.
And he's responsible for some all-time classic pop tunes

And he owns the largest private model railway in Europe
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 10:38, archived)
# haha yes I heard this
I thought he was going to have a connery
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 14 Dec 2009, 10:39, archived)
# 'Connery'?
Shurely shome mishtake?
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 11:45, archived)
# haha
I caught myself thinking last night that it might have been you up there - then thinking of the Sun discovering your b3ta archive - "X-FACTOR WINNER JOE'S SICK ART SHAME"
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 10:18, archived)
# This is the ONLY reason I auditioned
I even entered as Joe Scaramanga
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 10:27, archived)
# haha how did you get on?
(TheRiddler Hmmmmm... I concur., Mon 14 Dec 2009, 10:32, archived)
# Didn't get past the audition
Obviously I wasn't wacky or bland enough
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 10:34, archived)
# Maybe you should have sung out of key..in a womans dress..you would have definitely got through then.
What did you sing?
(TheRiddler Hmmmmm... I concur., Mon 14 Dec 2009, 10:40, archived)
# Try a Little Tenderness
*you gotta gotta...!*
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 10:54, archived)
# NEXT!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 14 Dec 2009, 11:27, archived)
# Is that not your real name?
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 10:59, archived)
# No... it's really Ted
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 11:18, archived)