I want to go to the Tate,then stand by three flourescent tubes on the wall, or a glass of water on a shelf, or a very neat pile of bricks, or an upside down piano. I'll be stroking my chin for a minute or so, at which point I'll step backwards a few times looking quizzical, muttering 'It's a fake' at slowly increasing volume.
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Tue 15 Dec 2009, 13:41,
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You could flash mob thisand have them all come in at random times and mutter "That's clearly a fake!" as they walk past people before long they will all be saying it.
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Tue 15 Dec 2009, 13:48,
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Now we're talkingI'll pop in there on the way home and choose a random piece to pick on.
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Tue 15 Dec 2009, 13:58,
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I want to see in tomorrow's paper a headline that saysTRACEY EMIN IS A FAKE! TATE GALLERY SHOCKER!
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Tue 15 Dec 2009, 14:05,
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