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# Caaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 13:13, archived)
# Holy crap it's a cat.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 13:14, archived)
# It's nothing to worry about it's just a pair of enormous paws and tail
as part of a Tate Gallery exhibition.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 13:16, archived)
# We went there at the weekend. My mate made the superb observation that the higher you go, the more pretentious it gets.
There's footage of a young woman nekkid covering herself in paint, and then feathers (obviously). As I approached I said to my mate loudly, "Excellent." Once it came back to the first part of the loop, I said "Right - I'm just off to the toilet".

This made the nobends cough disapprovingly, which gave me an absolutely RAGING horn.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 13:22, archived)
# Yes and if Tracey Emin shouted out
"I NEED A POO!" it would be a celebrated piece of art!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 13:41, archived)
# I want to go to the Tate,
then stand by three flourescent tubes on the wall, or a glass of water on a shelf, or a very neat pile of bricks, or an upside down piano. I'll be stroking my chin for a minute or so, at which point I'll step backwards a few times looking quizzical, muttering "It's a fake" at slowly increasing volume.

(sabre-tooth monkey, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 13:41, archived)
# You could flash mob this
and have them all come in at random times and mutter "That's clearly a fake!" as they walk past people before long they will all be saying it.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 13:48, archived)
# Now we're talking
I'll pop in there on the way home and choose a random piece to pick on.
(sabre-tooth monkey, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 13:58, archived)
# I want to see in tomorrow's paper a headline that says
TRACEY EMIN IS A FAKE! TATE GALLERY SHOCKER!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 14:05, archived)
# "You throw me the idol, I throw you the catnip....."
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 13:17, archived)
# awww
one of our cutey wutey little kittens jumped up on me last night and tapped me with his paw.

It was so sweet.

Until I realised that he had shit on his paw and he stunk and now so did I.

little shitbag.
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 15 Dec 2009, 13:17, archived)
# Hahahaha...
Been there :(
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 13:20, archived)
# hahahahahahahahahahahahah
ace
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 15 Dec 2009, 13:18, archived)
# *prods*
How's you?
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 13:18, archived)
# I'm good
how are you?


I emeialed you earliers
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 15 Dec 2009, 13:25, archived)
# *reels back from the avalanche of words*
;-)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 13:26, archived)
# hahahahahahahahahahahahah
I haff been away for a long weekend break - back now
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 15 Dec 2009, 13:33, archived)
# Fluff \o/
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Tue 15 Dec 2009, 13:18, archived)
# =0.0=
(I helped save b3ta! Marty McFly can't grate cheese without getting angry, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 13:18, archived)
# have a pea. nice shadow btw

(I helped save b3ta! Chumps 👀, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 13:32, archived)
# RAAAAAAAAAAwr?
(I helped save b3ta! Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 13:40, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 13:47, archived)
# Aaaahahaahaha!
This tickles me in a most jolly way - top stuff Ninj! \o/
(I helped save b3ta! kitaro is all, like, "Nifty Biscuits" 'n that..., Tue 15 Dec 2009, 13:40, archived)
# ooh ta!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 14:05, archived)
# OBEY!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 14:07, archived)