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# hahahaha!
To be honest, the main reason people hate sprouts is because they aren't cooked properly.

This year, I'm doing mine with bacon and chestnuts... hmmm-mm!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 15:50, archived)
# see
I've had sprouts ranging from conker-solid to cowshit-soft

but they all taste horrible
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 15:51, archived)
# They also taste like shit
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 15:54, archived)
# In total agreement Joe
Sprouts done wrong taste like shit, but when correct a thing of beauty.
Not a big fan of Chestnuts though.
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 15:55, archived)
# ^this
chestnuts taste of evil
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 15:58, archived)
# Takes 4 - 6 pints of larger to remove the evilness from your lips
And a pint of Sprouts in stout to cleanse the whole system!
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 16:04, archived)
# nothing cleanses the system like sprouty stout
i'm so glad my system doesn't need cleansing
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 16:05, archived)
# Sprouts are great
and so is Guinness.

All this nonsense about either commodity making you shit is just people trying to make excuses for their slack arseholes.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 16:23, archived)