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# the girl with the turkey for a face?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 17:17, archived)
# there's no punchline i'm afraid. i just liked the original vulture image
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 17:18, archived)
# then i shall stick with the name i came up with
i would love to see a documentary of the girl with the turkey for a face on channel 4
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 17:20, archived)
# You can't tell a turkey from a vulture?...
...Christmas dinner must be quite interesting.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 17:26, archived)
# To be fair they probably look quite similar peeled and boiled...
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 17:29, archived)
# Vultures are huge!...Just ask Spiderman!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 17:30, archived)
# i remember a school trip to some sort of bird sanctuary with a hooge vulture in it
the guide happily informed us that if i broke loose it would be able to carry a child such as one of us away to eat.

which only made it cooler of course
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 17:34, archived)
# this is kind of my point
not eating kids, of course, but you can eat a vulture, so who gives a fuck that it's not a turkey?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 17:36, archived)
# they eat nothing but meat so they have to taste good
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 17:38, archived)
# i'm not so sure about that
there was an old bloke used to live near me, ate nothing but meat and smelled like he'd gone rotten from the inside out :(
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 17:40, archived)
# Well lets see...
Turkeys are well fed on turkey farms...and vultures eat rotting roadkills... :/
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 17:40, archived)
# is there a law that says we can't farm vultures?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 17:41, archived)
# yes.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 17:44, archived)
# show me it
right now.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 17:44, archived)
# "We're sorry...the member you are looking for has logged out, and is unavailable."
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 17:49, archived)
# YOU AND YOUR FALSE LAWS CAN'T HIDE FOREVER, ATOMIC!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 17:50, archived)
# ...can't hear you...la la la la la...
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 17:52, archived)
# *waits*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 17:54, archived)
# Oooo...look up there...Simon is on fire!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 17:55, archived)
# don't try to distract me with a burning cowell
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 17:57, archived)
# it probably is
i'm usually too pissed to notice
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 17:31, archived)
# pffft
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 17:20, archived)