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[challenge entry] Happy Crimbo from DFS!

From the Christmas Cards Of Truth challenge. See all 215 entries (closed)

(, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 12:02, archived)
# But be quick cos the sale ends soon...
They must think we're all retards.
(, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 12:09, archived)
# soon = next march
just in time for the spring sale
(, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 12:14, archived)
# :O!
When's it end??

i really want that yellow floral one with the dire cushions that will look ace next to my pitbull and skank whore!
(, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 12:14, archived)
# They did a campaign last year that said
"People think we've always got a sale on, but we only have two a year".

Yeah, January to July, then August to december!

And their sofas are shite
(, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 12:17, archived)
# Hey you!
Did you get my lovely fella's email about the wedding? sorry it took so long to reply!
(, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 12:19, archived)
# Certainly did, missus!
And I did a happy dance all round the office
(, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 12:52, archived)
# imagine the stupid cunts
who do buy them at the 'non sale' price that they have to charge in just one store for 11 days in the year
(, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 12:46, archived)
# *cuts self*
(, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 13:04, archived)