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# Incidentally
A recipe I invented with a friend some years ago, at a wedding BBQ -
Marshmallow hotdogs. Skewer a marshmallow on a roasted hotdog, roast the marshmallow. Try it, it works. Sort of.

And would anyone like to hear a joke?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 18:13, archived)
# is it a cheese joke?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 16 Dec 2009, 18:15, archived)
# Do tell !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 18:16, archived)
# Ok
"I've just got back from Lancashire. Visited one of their cities and got a really cool cloth patch to put on my jacket."

"Preston?"

"No, sew-on."
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 18:20, archived)
# Preston's shit.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 18:21, archived)
# Actually I've never been to Preston, but as a northerner I feel I have to live up to expectations.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 18:22, archived)
# I thought up the joke while going through Preston on the bus
Preston is not very exciting.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 18:27, archived)
# So you sew on . . . and so on . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 18:24, archived)
# Oooooooh . . . Tribs . . . you're keeping me in stitches !
~instant rimshot~
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 18:22, archived)
# there's no cheese involved?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 16 Dec 2009, 18:23, archived)
# That would be . . . Melton !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 18:25, archived)
# They make pork pies.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 18:39, archived)
# Great . . . I want a pork pie hat !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 18:45, archived)