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# NEW IMAGE CHALLENGE - FRANKENSTEIN FOODS


We think that Cadbury and Marmite should get together to invent the Cadbury Marmite Egg. Mmmm-mmm. So this week's task is to invent other unlikely combinations of foodstuffs that really should be manufactured.

Challenge inspired by Griffy, suggested by Pytchblend, and voted for by YOU.
(I helped save b3ta! Fraser has joined the Moomins., Wed 16 Dec 2009, 17:58, archived)
# Fuck yeah!
Cheers Fraser!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 17:59, archived)
# I'm waiting for him to say "No! Only joking!"
and then take it away and bring back cut-out celebrities.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 18:05, archived)
# ...on movie posters
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 18:06, archived)
# ..with strategically placed black boxes
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 18:45, archived)
# Sounds good... it must be a trap...
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 18:00, archived)
# Here are some great ideas:
Chips that smell bad.
Tomatoes that aren't actually tomatoes.
Vegetables.
Some milk which is actually marmalade.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 18:28, archived)
# Milkalade would sell millions.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 18:33, archived)
# the morning toast
would be soggy :(
(DreddPirateBob has watched every scifi film ever on, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 18:35, archived)
# But also: MILKY.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 18:36, archived)
# Toast breakfast cereal with milkalade.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 18:36, archived)
# Quorn Veal Steaks for the win :)
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 18:35, archived)
# You do the production, distribution, marketing and the accounting - I'll draw a dog for the bottle.
We'll split the profit 50/50.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 18:36, archived)
# *counts on fingers*
Wait... I don't think that's fair. I'll direct and be best boy too.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 18:38, archived)
# runs to kitchen cupboard
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 18:00, archived)
# You should've cleaned it up before it got that far.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 18:31, archived)
# Huzzah!
well that's my only suggestion already done

(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 16 Dec 2009, 18:01, archived)
[challenge entry] Yum!
Couple of cheesypeas...

(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 18:01, archived)
# I'm spotting a theme here
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 16 Dec 2009, 18:02, archived)
# I like cheese.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 18:03, archived)
# the best yellow stuff there is
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 16 Dec 2009, 18:04, archived)
# Apart from custard
And mustard.
(I helped save b3ta! gingerfreak Why? Why not., Wed 16 Dec 2009, 18:19, archived)
# Mustardcustard!
Photoshop it and market it!
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 18:21, archived)
# Alas most of the colours have gone on my laptop screen
You do it and we'll go halves.
(I helped save b3ta! gingerfreak Why? Why not., Wed 16 Dec 2009, 18:22, archived)
# aaargh
not the Cheese Baileys again! *weeps*
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 18:46, archived)
# You love it, you do!
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 18:48, archived)
# a good challenge, and on time, sing hosannah!
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 18:05, archived)
# Incidentally
A recipe I invented with a friend some years ago, at a wedding BBQ -
Marshmallow hotdogs. Skewer a marshmallow on a roasted hotdog, roast the marshmallow. Try it, it works. Sort of.

And would anyone like to hear a joke?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 18:13, archived)
# is it a cheese joke?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 16 Dec 2009, 18:15, archived)
# Do tell !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 18:16, archived)
# Ok
"I've just got back from Lancashire. Visited one of their cities and got a really cool cloth patch to put on my jacket."

"Preston?"

"No, sew-on."
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 18:20, archived)
# Preston's shit.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 18:21, archived)
# Actually I've never been to Preston, but as a northerner I feel I have to live up to expectations.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 18:22, archived)
# I thought up the joke while going through Preston on the bus
Preston is not very exciting.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 18:27, archived)
# So you sew on . . . and so on . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 18:24, archived)
# Oooooooh . . . Tribs . . . you're keeping me in stitches !
~instant rimshot~
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 18:22, archived)
# there's no cheese involved?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 16 Dec 2009, 18:23, archived)
# That would be . . . Melton !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 18:25, archived)
# They make pork pies.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 18:39, archived)
# Great . . . I want a pork pie hat !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 18:45, archived)
# Excellent! Really looking forward to this.
(I helped save b3ta! greedydave cries when he wanks, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 18:33, archived)
[challenge entry] Ok, I'm in.

(Cakie So very tired..., Wed 16 Dec 2009, 19:08, archived)
[challenge entry] And these






That is all.
:)

(Cakie So very tired..., Wed 16 Dec 2009, 19:14, archived)
# Ahm oot..
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 20:19, archived)