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# hahah
i have wondrous visions of a 50's buisnessman with a pipe and an umbrella kissing goodbye to his wife, then scooting out of his driveway riding a cylindrical dog turd like a horse.
(, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 20:24, archived)
# Would it have legs, or just slither along like a slug?
(, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 20:26, archived)
# yes but...
how does it SMELL?
(, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 20:31, archived)
# more importantly
can it be milked?
(, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 20:39, archived)
# and and ALSO:
does it FLOAT?!?!?!
(, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 20:44, archived)