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[challenge entry] I'm really very sorry about this...



Fucking hell I've just spent the past half an our 'shopping shit onto toast. Has my life really come to this?

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(I helped save b3ta! TheMattInAHat has a particular... odour..., Wed 16 Dec 2009, 20:21, archived)
# Apparently yes, yes it has.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 20:22, archived)
# You forgot the shadows.
(I helped save b3ta! Grampa, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 20:22, archived)
# Sorry. Lost interest half way through...
(I helped save b3ta! TheMattInAHat has a particular... odour..., Wed 16 Dec 2009, 20:25, archived)
# You can always fake interest.
The computer doesn't know.
(I helped save b3ta! Grampa, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 20:27, archived)
# It'll know. And it'll think he's having an affair with a Mac.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 20:28, archived)
# Shhhhhh! Not too loud...
(I helped save b3ta! TheMattInAHat has a particular... odour..., Wed 16 Dec 2009, 20:29, archived)
# this is true
i took delivery of a nice mac mini the other week and lo and behold the following day my PC BSOD'd on me and wouldn't even boot in safe mode, needed a total reinstall.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 20:37, archived)
# Hahahah
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 20:40, archived)
# Does this work with online bank accounts?
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 20:29, archived)
# *sniffs*
mmm...

...freshly laid, delicious.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 20:23, archived)
# hahah
i have wondrous visions of a 50's buisnessman with a pipe and an umbrella kissing goodbye to his wife, then scooting out of his driveway riding a cylindrical dog turd like a horse.
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 20:24, archived)
# Would it have legs, or just slither along like a slug?
(I helped save b3ta! TheMattInAHat has a particular... odour..., Wed 16 Dec 2009, 20:26, archived)
# yes but...
how does it SMELL?
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 20:31, archived)
# more importantly
can it be milked?
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 20:39, archived)
# and and ALSO:
does it FLOAT?!?!?!
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 20:44, archived)
# Welcome, b3tan
pull up a kitten, shop a chair, etc, ad nauseum.

On the other hand, the reason I joined initially was to see how far I could push my skills and how funny I could be doing it.

I thank Cal, Denise and Rob for this place, because I have learned so much about design and image manipulation and have met some wonderful people.

wow... what the fuck was that?
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 20:27, archived)
# a week of shit jokes?
badum-tisch
(I helped save b3ta! Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 20:30, archived)
# yeah... probably
:(
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 20:33, archived)
# haha that's cracking!!
there really aren't enough dog egg jokes around mate!

high five!
(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Wed 16 Dec 2009, 23:30, archived)