
Would probably lead to another right bastardin' mess the next morning (or even that same night)
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Fri 18 Dec 2009, 15:48,
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My wife just said, "I see".
One of us clearly needs to mature, and I don't think it's me.
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Fri 18 Dec 2009, 15:57,
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One of us clearly needs to mature, and I don't think it's me.

except the wife bit.
i dont have a wife but if i did it would be a blue one
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Fri 18 Dec 2009, 15:59,
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i dont have a wife but if i did it would be a blue one

Nothing like a "looming botty disaster" joke to find out who's got the funny bone in a relationship.
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Fri 18 Dec 2009, 16:00,
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Fart and Poo jokes are a big part of our heritage and we should take great pride in them.
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Fri 18 Dec 2009, 16:01,
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that can see a joke in combining the words of oppenhiemer at one of the turning points of the human race and fart jokes......... Maybe SHE needs to grow up and learn some qoutes about stuff exploding, and, like, stuff, yeah, also, girls smell.
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Fri 18 Dec 2009, 16:08,
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