
you know how Kettle Chips make crisps with the normal flavours made posh?
Why don't they make Lobster flavour instead of Prawn Cocktail? Or Fillet Mignon instead of Beef and Onion? Or Parma Ham instead of Smoky Bacon? I MUST KNOW!
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Fri 18 Dec 2009, 18:31,
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Why don't they make Lobster flavour instead of Prawn Cocktail? Or Fillet Mignon instead of Beef and Onion? Or Parma Ham instead of Smoky Bacon? I MUST KNOW!

Well you see, er, it all comes down to the... crisperites... the small race of people who create the flavourings in crisps.
They're all terribly lower class and refuse to touch anything that's ever been served in a michelin star restaurant.
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Fri 18 Dec 2009, 18:34,
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They're all terribly lower class and refuse to touch anything that's ever been served in a michelin star restaurant.