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# It's 28 and rising here
I get the feeling it's going to be a bitch of a summer
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sat 19 Dec 2009, 3:08, archived)
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“Some mornings, it's just not worth chewing through the leather straps.”
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 19 Dec 2009, 3:15, archived)
# you are Emo Philips and I claim my downtrodden story about how life was ironically tough as a child
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Sat 19 Dec 2009, 3:19, archived)
# No I'm not him.
So no, no downtrodded story for you.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 19 Dec 2009, 3:24, archived)
# aww :(
not even the one about going down to the playground to watch the kids jump up and down and run about screaming, but they don't know you're only using blanks?
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Sat 19 Dec 2009, 3:27, archived)
# Would you mind pretending for a few moments?
It seems like the only polite thing to do.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sat 19 Dec 2009, 3:29, archived)
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I go from stool to stool in singles bars hoping to get lucky, but there's never any gum under any of them.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 19 Dec 2009, 3:33, archived)
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I got some new underwear the other day. Well, new to me.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 19 Dec 2009, 3:33, archived)
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I was walking down fifth avenue today and I found a wallet, and I was gonna keep it, rather than return it, but I thought: well, if I lost a hundred and fifty dollars, how would I feel? And I realized I would want to be taught a lesson.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 19 Dec 2009, 3:34, archived)
# Thankyou that is very good manners.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sat 19 Dec 2009, 3:36, archived)
# I'm sorry I can't do the voice properly.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 19 Dec 2009, 3:37, archived)
# but you got the hair down to a tee
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Sat 19 Dec 2009, 3:37, archived)
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Well, my brother says Hello. So, hooray for speech therapy.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 19 Dec 2009, 3:36, archived)
# I was at a bar nursing a beer. My nipple was getting quite soggy.
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Sat 19 Dec 2009, 3:37, archived)