In his notes it said many years before he'd had a previous psychotic episodeand had eaten a hot water bottle. It didn't really have any bearing but my ex couldn't help but ask about it. 'Did you eat a whole hot water bottle?'. 'Well, not the stopper, obviously,' he replied with some disdain.
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Mon 21 Dec 2009, 15:45,
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hahaha!my ex brother-in-law was a night guard in a mental hospital. one of the residents would spend the entire night rolling a ball of socks up and down the corridor. when asked why, he replied "well, they're not going to roll themselves, are they?"
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Mon 21 Dec 2009, 15:48,
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meh, eating rubber isn't too badit's when you start chomping down on fridges you have to worry
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weaver.,
Mon 21 Dec 2009, 16:16,
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