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# Okay this really is the last one.


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I am glad to say that during this whole bug doodling phase I have not actually looked at any pictures of real
beetles. I should have a look to see if any of them look real(ish).
(Captain_lambkin adifferent.me, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 15:27, archived)
# GJM
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 15:28, archived)
# WD GJM M?
(Captain_lambkin adifferent.me, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 15:29, archived)
# OMFG WD GJM M?
LOOOOOL
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 15:30, archived)
# No seriously use words
I don't have a clue what you're on about.
(Captain_lambkin adifferent.me, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 15:31, archived)
# ROFL
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 15:44, archived)
# GJM means Great Job Microwave,
in reference to the user Microwave, who makes cute pictures but is a bit of a twat.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 15:49, archived)
# ...did I just get called a twat then?
(Captain_lambkin adifferent.me, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 15:50, archived)
# Not by me, I think you're awesome :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 15:52, archived)
# Microwave is awesome, shut up.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 15:50, archived)
# As I said,
his pics are grand, but he is a bit of a twat. Not just that he doesn't ever comment on anything else on b3ta, but that whole cutting ballons up that were there for breast cancer awareness is a terribly twattish thing to do.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 15:53, archived)
# nothing like GOD OF B3TA JollyJack then
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 16:03, archived)
# I like Sequential Art,
and I appreciate his skills as a comic illustrator, but his Yiff stuff doesn't really do anything for me. I'd much rather look at naked teens ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 16:10, archived)
# Well who wouldn't?
I'm not sure I like this yanamania person, I think they are being a poo head.
(Captain_lambkin adifferent.me, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 16:14, archived)
# Dont listen to trolls
nobody is calling you anything
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 16:25, archived)
# but trolls sing me songs
I like troll songs!
(Captain_lambkin adifferent.me, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 16:28, archived)
# Completely unlike lots of other b3tans then.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 15:52, archived)
# Shut up you twat ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 15:53, archived)
# 'Great Job Microwave'
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 15:33, archived)
# You shouldn't microwave beetles...
Thats mean
(Captain_lambkin adifferent.me, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 15:40, archived)
# and yet somehow amusing
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 15:42, archived)
# only if you're EVIL!
(Captain_lambkin adifferent.me, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 15:45, archived)
# and have a microwave
which i don't.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 15:49, archived)
# And unless you were using a massive beetle, chances are the microwave would have little to no effect on them.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 15:57, archived)
# they may become disorientated
i'd like to see a bombardier beetle in a microwave, that would be most informative.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 16:00, archived)
# Well Bombardier Beetles are pretty fucking massive,
but yes, that would be an amazing sight :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 16:02, archived)
# this is why my mate calls me sheldon
he says i'm one lab accident away from being an evil genius ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 16:04, archived)
# Sheldon is fucking win :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 16:11, archived)
# he is the main reason i watch big bang
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 16:15, archived)
# Excellent work
Everything is present and correct here.

*click*
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 15:30, archived)
# I like this.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 15:33, archived)
# Ace........but.........no DUNG :(
*loves teh little Dung*
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 15:34, archived)
# woo!
have a real photo then. :)
It's not of a beatle, but it's all I've got.



(I helped save b3ta! thiswasmyclone, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 15:34, archived)
# Have some St Pancras in Reply

The Big one
(Captain_lambkin adifferent.me, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 15:38, archived)
# wowzer!
(I helped save b3ta! thiswasmyclone, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 15:40, archived)
# Largest single span cast iron building I think.
They have done a beautiful job doing it up.
(Captain_lambkin adifferent.me, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 15:43, archived)
# nice, I worked on the refurbishment of that.
Love it thanks..
(I helped save b3ta! Pazuzu does a barrel roll, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 15:43, archived)
# Well you people did a beautiful job
I love the sculpture under the clock.. the work around the base is fantastic.
(Captain_lambkin adifferent.me, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 15:46, archived)
# That was nothing to do with me.
I helped with the access designs for the roof... but yes you're right.

(I helped save b3ta! Pazuzu does a barrel roll, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 15:56, archived)
# it really is rather nice
though the detailing towards the far end is rather suspect. ;)
(I helped save b3ta! thiswasmyclone, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 15:47, archived)
# Paddington is undergoing similar works.
(I helped save b3ta! Pazuzu does a barrel roll, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 16:16, archived)
# aye, so I hear
are you on the architect side of the engineering side?
(I helped save b3ta! thiswasmyclone, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 16:46, archived)
# Engineering
(I helped save b3ta! Pazuzu does a barrel roll, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 17:01, archived)
# The correct side
:)
(I helped save b3ta! thistle, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 18:08, archived)
# careful now
;)
(I helped save b3ta! thiswasmyclone, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 19:36, archived)
# i want a red kneed cripple-bug!
also, i'm quite glad i've never had mimsy beetles
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 15:36, archived)
# My ex-wife had a psychiatric patient
who believed if you thought of an insect then it would begin to exist. It's almost impossible to stop yourself whispering, "a cockroach as big as a bus" when you walk past him.
(twattybanjo, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 15:36, archived)
# if this were true
i'd imagine a giant gold-shitting caterpillar
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 15:39, archived)
#
gold battenburg
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 15:41, archived)
# i'm not overly fond of battenburg
cheesecake, now that's a different matter
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 15:43, archived)
# Proper cheesecake I hope.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 15:45, archived)
# of course
what do you take me for?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 15:46, archived)
# In his notes it said many years before he'd had a previous psychotic episode
and had eaten a hot water bottle. It didn't really have any bearing but my ex couldn't help but ask about it. "Did you eat a whole hot water bottle?". "Well, not the stopper, obviously," he replied with some disdain.
(twattybanjo, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 15:45, archived)
# hahaha!
my ex brother-in-law was a night guard in a mental hospital. one of the residents would spend the entire night rolling a ball of socks up and down the corridor. when asked why, he replied "well, they're not going to roll themselves, are they?"
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 15:48, archived)
# meh, eating rubber isn't too bad
it's when you start chomping down on fridges you have to worry
(I helped save b3ta! weaver., Mon 21 Dec 2009, 16:16, archived)
# Drrr drrr drr drrr drrrr drr
I'm a caterpillar.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 15:52, archived)
# do you shit gold or cheesecake?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 15:53, archived)
# You know, I've never really checked.
I suppose some of it could be cheesecake.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 15:56, archived)
# but no gold?
i don't want your shitty secondhand cheesecake
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 15:58, archived)
# It's only shitty by accident :(
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 16:00, archived)
# this just proves that you are not goatse
as the cheesecake would come out complete and boxed
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 16:02, archived)
# Not a bad theory
and it would explain why we keep finding new ones to classify.
(I helped save b3ta! fuscous, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 15:48, archived)
# Excellent!
In other news: The latest update (1.7?) for MW2 has broked it ffs.5 times in 30 minutes I had server error etc.

/rant
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 15:37, archived)
# Fucking cripple bugs,
coming over here, being cripples....

It makes me sick!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 15:46, archived)
# nice, have a "wheeeeeee"
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 15:54, archived)