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# Yes, it WOULD have been rude not to
and you wouldn't have been a proper B3tard had you resisted.

I've just had my first lot of carol singers at the door. As I opened the door they, being indigenous Africans, sang 'slip in heavenly piss'.

That will be my new Christmas greeting.
(, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 16:57, archived)
# hahahaha
(, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 17:01, archived)
# *slips*
eurrrgh
(, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 17:01, archived)
# How did you not laugh?
(, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 17:04, archived)
# I turned my back to go and get money
and laughed all the way
(, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 17:19, archived)
# wasn't that the tagline
for the christmas porno, Anal Angels?
(, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 17:04, archived)
# Smashy,
Shirley you are most knowledgable about such things? ;)
(, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 17:20, archived)
# indeed
but i've seen so many, they all merge into one after a while ;)
(, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 17:21, archived)