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# It snow joke
It's would have been rude not to...
(, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 16:52, archived)
# every year :)
(, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 16:52, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
(, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 16:53, archived)
# Yes, it WOULD have been rude not to
and you wouldn't have been a proper B3tard had you resisted.

I've just had my first lot of carol singers at the door. As I opened the door they, being indigenous Africans, sang "slip in heavenly piss".

That will be my new Christmas greeting.
(, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 16:57, archived)
# hahahaha
(, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 17:01, archived)
# *slips*
eurrrgh
(, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 17:01, archived)
# How did you not laugh?
(, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 17:04, archived)
# I turned my back to go and get money
and laughed all the way
(, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 17:19, archived)
# wasn't that the tagline
for the christmas porno, Anal Angels?
(, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 17:04, archived)
# Smashy,
Shirley you are most knowledgable about such things? ;)
(, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 17:20, archived)
# indeed
but i've seen so many, they all merge into one after a while ;)
(, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 17:21, archived)
# it just had to be done!
damn the lack of snow around here!
(, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 16:58, archived)
# yes it would have been rude not to
this was my effort last year, the look on the schoolkids faces was priceless, people even took photos of it
(, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 17:00, archived)
# that is beautiful
(, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 17:00, archived)
# pea-time
(, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 17:02, archived)
# :DD
(, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 20:43, archived)
# 6 foot tall and everything
(, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 19:28, archived)
# hahahaha, please tell me its not shopped :D
(, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 17:08, archived)
# Tiz the real deal
Why draw a nob with a mouse when you can use your feet? Hooray for feet!
(, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 17:13, archived)
# also useful for walking
(, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 17:18, archived)
# Hmmm, walking.
tell me more of this...walking.
(, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 7:56, archived)
# hahaha, brilliant, it can keep you entertained for hours, thinking of all the people that have seen the giant cock you've drawn in public :D
(, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 17:25, archived)
# Had it been in Devon
Aliens would be suspected.

Good work.
(, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 17:10, archived)
#
yay

(, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 17:13, archived)
#
(, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 17:15, archived)
# hahahaha
(, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 18:36, archived)
# Someone's drawn some of them in the snow just along from here
I was thinking "Are there b3tans in the neighbourhood?"
(No it wasn't me)
(, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 18:48, archived)
# pffft
(, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 5:24, archived)
# teehee
you 'shopped the snow!
(, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 20:30, archived)