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# A little uncertainty for you.

bastardo size.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 22:03, archived)
# this is what happens
when you let a drunk play with your alien DNA model
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 22:06, archived)
# *hic*
What?

*keels over*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 22:06, archived)
# *takes advantage*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 22:07, archived)
# Ah, Ma'am....
as ever, I knew I could rely on you.

xxxx
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 22:09, archived)
# wait wait!!!
I need my video camera first!

okay.. and GO!
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 22:11, archived)
# Ye Gods!

Edit: I also have the feeling he's not actually a Vietnam veteran. perhaps it's just me.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 22:12, archived)
# You weren't there, man!
(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Tue 22 Dec 2009, 22:33, archived)
# i see this
and get a strange urge to watch monster truck racing
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 22:12, archived)
# that's a dirty biker
he most likely wouldn't like monster truck rallys.
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 22:13, archived)
# he would
and i bet his name is butch or zeke or big hungry cletus
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 22:16, archived)
# Hungry Cletus
I looove it!
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 22:19, archived)
# YEEEE-HAAAWWWW!
get me a beer and some pork rinds, boy!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 22:21, archived)
# kay, maw!!!
want sum Pall Malls as well?
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 22:41, archived)
# i can't help it
like my pics, i'm both quick and dirty ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 22:11, archived)
# Madam,
I would have it no other way...


*leaves massive double entendre window open*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 22:13, archived)
# hmm
i'll just ponder that for awhile
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 22:16, archived)
# Oh, you're letting me down now!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 22:17, archived)
# if i blow on it, will in re-inflate?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 22:20, archived)
# Almost certainly.
It's worth a try, my dear...

;-)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 22:22, archived)
# maybe later
i've showered once this evening
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 22:23, archived)
# :(
Did I REALLY leave that much of a mess?
(I helped save b3ta! Tesco Quality 60.825659, -0.788337, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 22:42, archived)
# Goodness!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 23:05, archived)
# Fantastically pinned to my screen !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 22:06, archived)
# *bows*
Most kind, sir.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 22:07, archived)
# Oh no!
All the little lever parts from the lego are revolting!

Nicely as ever JumPug!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 22:07, archived)
# Mr Whoop!
Late night greetings from (soon not to be) far away!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 22:08, archived)
# Yay!
When are you back?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 22:12, archived)
# Much sooner than imagined,
but that's all a good thing.
Really it is.

God help me.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 22:14, archived)
# How wonderfully cryptic ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 22:20, archived)
#
Oi , I'm in an odd mood. Give me something to draw to take my mind off it.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 22:10, archived)
# You shoudl totally draw
a Jellyfish at war with a nazi dolphin! Dolphins are jerks!

Also, I just finished building all my little legos and one of them was a stegosaurus :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 22:12, archived)
# Was it purple?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 22:13, archived)
# No, it is green
and looks like a robot dinosaur.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 22:18, archived)
# DRAGONS!
and yes, dolphins are jerks.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 22:13, archived)
# I would like you to draw
A Volgon. No idea why, save for just finishing watching Hitchhiker's Guide...
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 22:14, archived)
# H2G2 is fucking wank!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 22:21, archived)
# A flower eating a dude
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 22:14, archived)
# Oh, lots of requests. Guess I'm busy.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 22:16, archived)
# Draw them all in the same picture.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 22:18, archived)
# ...i'm certain...
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 22:07, archived)
# What's in the box?
;-)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 22:08, archived)
# ...stuff...........................ha ha!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 22:09, archived)
# Darn - where's that bloody cat gone?
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 22:10, archived)
# Done to a tee.
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 22:09, archived)
# 4 Minutes 20 seconds.
The perfect boiled egg.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 22:11, archived)