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# ho ho ho....
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 12:50, archived)
# cheesy saltmas
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 12:51, archived)
# and a cheesy saltmas to you
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 12:52, archived)
# *spang*
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 12:55, archived)
# heheheh
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 12:56, archived)
# GET OUT OF MY HOUSE.
I bought seven cheeses yesterday for the Christmases. Stilton, Brie, Camembert, goat flavour, Emmental, a Danish thing...maybe it was only six.

Inverse Spanish inquisition cheese count for the win.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 12:55, archived)
# Hey, AEIYM,
Do you want some of my lovely cider? www.ratebeer.com/beerimages/full_size/36709.jpg

I think it will go well with your goat flavour cheese.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 12:56, archived)
# I don't normally partake in appelz (naturally avoiding anything from the West Country).
But a 7.5 percentage turns heads.

Do I order new corneas now or later?
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 12:59, archived)
# that looks tasty
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 13:00, archived)
# i'm a cheesy philistine
i like a decent strong mature cheddar, or deep-fried breaded goat's cheese, served with either cranberry sauce or a sweet onion chutney
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 12:58, archived)
# The only thing I can see wrong with this line up is the cystitis sauce.
Other than that 10/10 would eat again.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 13:03, archived)
# i do prefer the sweet onion chutney
but it's not exactly in abundance around these parts
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 13:05, archived)
# Make your own then!
CHUTNEYS!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 13:17, archived)
# i may well do
but after christmas. i haven't even got any jars to put it in!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 13:22, archived)
# Make your own jars out of kumquats.
That's what I'd do anyway....
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 13:23, archived)
# no, i'd serve it in kumquats
just the right amount of chutney for me!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 13:27, archived)
# Thats
The Magic of Chutney
(I helped save b3ta! sm.pl.crt.rs I don't fucking know, do I?, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 14:14, archived)
# lol epic fail on my part sorry
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 12:55, archived)
# HOW FUCKING DARE YOU!
Christmas is ruined! :(
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 12:57, archived)
# It was ruined in 1984 when i woke up to find santa emptying his sack all over my bed
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 12:58, archived)
# And that's why your mum and dad are no longer married....
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 12:59, archived)
# where did I hear that recently?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 23 Dec 2009, 13:08, archived)
# I'm not sure.
I think it must have been Buzzcocks or Mock the Week. Or maybe HIGNFY. Or maybe Live at the Apollo.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 13:12, archived)
# sounds like frankie boyle to me
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 13:23, archived)
# santa is a paedo
that's why he brings toys, it's to shut the little bastards up
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 13:00, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 12:56, archived)
# white pepper?
racist!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 12:58, archived)
# arf.....you loon........"seasonal chairs" :)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 12:56, archived)
# my chairs are not seasonal
although one does have a pineapple carved into it
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 12:59, archived)
# Green Giant!
Oh, wait, wrong joke.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 13:10, archived)
# arf!
sweetcorn makes you poo
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 13:19, archived)
# awesome
(I helped save b3ta! the RAND corporation a.k.a. Kevin Saxe-Coburg-Gotha, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 13:43, archived)
# not really
but thanks :)
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 13:54, archived)
# Your Christmas Dinner?................ :'(
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 14:06, archived)