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# or inside a previoulsy locked safe
if you hired a cracker
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 23 Dec 2009, 13:40, archived)
# or if you wanted a pencil
and appeared on Crackerjack
(ProfessorNoShoes wishes he was better at Photoshop, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 13:42, archived)
# Or a slightly dangerous kids toy
if you bought a clacker.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 13:42, archived)
# Or an old Irish pikey
If you bought a knacker
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 13:44, archived)
# orif in 2002 your went to the cinema
and watched slackers.....

*ahem*
(ProfessorNoShoes wishes he was better at Photoshop, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 13:46, archived)
# Or a goat
if you bought an urban farm.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 13:56, archived)
# Or a cheese shop
If you bought a cheese shop
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 14:03, archived)
# Or a dog who talks
if you bought and are watching Men in Black with Will Smith and Tommy Lee Jones.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 14:10, archived)
# Or a soul
If you are the devil and have just been engaging Dr Faustus in business.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 14:12, archived)
# Or a full english and a cup of tea
if you're in a greasy spoon.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 14:16, archived)
# Or the entirity of the MPs expense account details
If you are a mole working for the Daily Torygraph.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 14:18, archived)
# Or David Bellamy
if you are David Bellamy.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 14:21, archived)
# ...
i fold
(ProfessorNoShoes wishes he was better at Photoshop, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 14:25, archived)
# Or the very concept of existence and its associated entities
If you are a philosophical construct.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 14:28, archived)
# Or Peking Duck
if you bought a Quacker.

/racist blog
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 13:42, archived)
# haha
Crouching Tiger
Hidden Dragon
Peking Duck
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 23 Dec 2009, 13:43, archived)
# Best of all the menus.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 13:45, archived)
# Or a volcano
If you bought a Krakatoa.

Erm ...

*whine*
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 13:44, archived)