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# not bad, not bad
got christmas sorted and got my ticket for new year's eve. all i have to do now is prepare for the annual family christmas day punch-up!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 14:12, archived)
# YAY!!!
Everybody loves a family punch up!

Except my neice who has a glass jaw.
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Wed 23 Dec 2009, 14:14, archived)
# Also
Your neice is shit at fighting.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 14:16, archived)
# In fairness I did tell her to duck...
Maybe when she learns to speak she'll get better at it...
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Wed 23 Dec 2009, 14:17, archived)
# It's the only way they learn.
My nephews are learning karate. Demonstrate it on me? I'm 35 and 6' tall, you're 8 and 3' 10"?!

... and they wonder why they end up crying ...
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 14:19, archived)
# You want to be careful Vagabond...
Not long now until they discover the way to floor a 35 year old man in seconds with a swift cockpunch...
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Wed 23 Dec 2009, 14:22, archived)
# They fucking do that and I'll shove their Christmas presents so far up their arses they'll be thinking Gary Glitter is the next Anne Widdecombe.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 14:27, archived)
# NEXT Anne Widdecombe?
*shudder*
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Wed 23 Dec 2009, 14:28, archived)
# Yup.
They know not to fuck me about.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 14:35, archived)
# Anyone who can imagine more than one Anne Widdecombe is pretty scary in my book...
*backs away slowly*
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Wed 23 Dec 2009, 14:36, archived)
# Which way 'round is this insult?
*confused*
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Wed 23 Dec 2009, 14:33, archived)
# Yes.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 14:35, archived)
# That cleared that up then.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Wed 23 Dec 2009, 14:52, archived)
# my brother is the problem
he's 37, but he still argues like a tit with my 13-year-old nephew. i swear, i'm going to jab him in the eye with a fucking fork
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 14:17, archived)
# Copulating Cutlery ahoy!
How do you bring these kinds of phrases out of me Smash?
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Wed 23 Dec 2009, 14:19, archived)
# just a gift ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 14:21, archived)
# Like Gold, Frankinstein and Muuuurrrgggghgghgg
Baby Jebus would be impressed.
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Wed 23 Dec 2009, 14:24, archived)
# How often does the 13yr old win?
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Wed 23 Dec 2009, 14:19, archived)
# most of the time
he won last time by yelling "yeah, well we all know you're bumming claire(his ex) on the sly!"
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 14:21, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 14:23, archived)
# YES fucking win!
ahahahaetc
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Wed 23 Dec 2009, 14:28, archived)
# Time to wire them up with lights!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 14:23, archived)
# ah, windmill fighting
the last resort of the crap fighter
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 14:25, archived)
# Careful, these things can escalate!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 14:33, archived)
# Gosh that looks pretty bad
When was the last time either of them saw a dentist?
(I helped save b3ta! Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 14:49, archived)