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# Wahay!
I found a leathery egg, and it's from an echidna!

(bastardizor, Thu 6 Dec 2001, 6:10, archived)
# fantastic!
I'll get you a pint in return
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Thu 6 Dec 2001, 6:16, archived)
# i never would have guessed
that old Vorder's was an echidna. Just goes to show that you live and learn...
(bastardizor, Thu 6 Dec 2001, 6:17, archived)
# i wonder
what fried echidna egg would taste like.
(Man In A Suitcase, Thu 6 Dec 2001, 6:30, archived)
# WHAT! you can't EAT an echidna!
they are far too fantastical.
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Thu 6 Dec 2001, 6:33, archived)
# NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You cant kill echidnas!
(bastardizor, Thu 6 Dec 2001, 6:33, archived)
# i wouldnt kill it
i would let the little thing move out the way, then scoop up the placenta and fry it, maybe garnished with a little coriander, then serve my new specialty "echidna placenta avec sauce rouge et sauce brun".
(Man In A Suitcase, Thu 6 Dec 2001, 6:37, archived)
# oh - ok...
sounds pretty good actually....
(bastardizor, Thu 6 Dec 2001, 6:39, archived)
# However,
I understand from the Luton News that sweet singing sensation and failed jazz starlet Cuttie Williams, the man, the machine (TM), had recently been caught making a hole in the side of an unhatched Echidna egg for some sexy fun
(Man In A Suitcase, Thu 6 Dec 2001, 6:45, archived)
# ick. Anyone here a veggie?
you know you can eat placentas? Because nothing has died or anything.
Mind you - I have a bunch of vegan friends - they wouldn't eat it I don't reckon. They don't even eat honey.
altho having said that, i can't remember the last time I had honey either.
Heavens. It's so nice, just chatting to myself like this.


oh.
Ok, I'll get me coat.
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Thu 6 Dec 2001, 6:51, archived)
# me
though sometimes i wake up on saturday morning with an unexplained kebab-stain on me coat.

i could murder a placenta. i imagine that it would be yummy. the closest thing i'll ever get to eating a baby (probably).
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Thu 6 Dec 2001, 7:50, archived)
# no i didnt
i was in bed with a bad back - it werent me guvnor!
(bastardizor, Thu 6 Dec 2001, 6:56, archived)
# you know the remedy
boiled echidna served in placenta sauce and a glass of bile
(Man In A Suitcase, Thu 6 Dec 2001, 7:01, archived)
# can someone do me a quick
photoshop pic of Darth Vorderman just to cheer up me and my poor back?
(bastardizor, Thu 6 Dec 2001, 6:32, archived)
# scary lady
(I helped save b3ta! AndyK, Thu 6 Dec 2001, 6:49, archived)
# now THAT
is class!
(bastardizor, Thu 6 Dec 2001, 6:57, archived)
# andy k - i was wondering
how come you've got photoshop on your machine? I didn't think I.T depts let people like you have things like that...
(darth is cool by the way). Did you have a nice time last night?
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Thu 6 Dec 2001, 7:15, archived)
# people like me?
They're lucky I leave the house in the mornings... :)
Um. Well I am an admin on my machine so I can cope and install it myself.
I had a lovely time last night, thank you. Feeling much the worse for it now. And you? Enjoyed?
(I helped save b3ta! AndyK, Thu 6 Dec 2001, 7:57, archived)
# we're not allowed to install things
incase we, I dunno, accidentally hack into Nasa or something. You know how often THAT happens.
Yes, i had a nice time too thankyou - I only meant to stay for one. Oops.
Luckily i left at the right time. No hangover - just the desire for a bacon sarnie.
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Thu 6 Dec 2001, 8:02, archived)
# IT departments can be scary
Luckily we don't really have one as we're so small. It's nice that way. I once hacked into Nasa. I only meant to put the washing machine onto spin cycle.
I think you got out when it was sensible to. But the spaghetti was yummy.
(I helped save b3ta! AndyK, Thu 6 Dec 2001, 8:06, archived)
# cool
i'll bung it in the filim
(I helped save b3ta! wangolini, Thu 6 Dec 2001, 6:20, archived)