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# the chocolate biscuit confectionary or the semi aquatic bird creature?
you have come up with my second favourite sentences today on b3ta.. pipped by cockweasle's:
'high on pubes and shitting down the burgerphone'
(, Mon 28 Dec 2009, 14:25, archived)
# It is actually a chocolate covered semi aquatic bird.
They only exist in 1930s Ethiopia.
(, Mon 28 Dec 2009, 14:26, archived)
# then the heat wave came due to the afterbirth of Dutch Inventor Mediocre's Smug Cannon
melting although lifesome food stuffs. Leading to Unparalleled Famine and Destructions.

Lucky he went on to invent rice really.
(, Mon 28 Dec 2009, 14:30, archived)
# In 1746, The Dutch Inventor Mediocre invented Rice Pudding.
He did so as a method of fixing holes in walls but as a laugh told people it was food. What a cunt!
(, Mon 28 Dec 2009, 14:38, archived)