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# Like some sort of man
then I came home and for some reason decided to watch a womanly film. to balance it out i guess.

It does have zooey... desch... desh... dejzh... zooey in though.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Fri 1 Jan 2010, 4:13, archived)
# Dibs on Zooey Deschanel.
DIBS DIBS DIBS.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 1 Jan 2010, 4:15, archived)
# Dear god,
why I have never heard of her before?
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Fri 1 Jan 2010, 4:18, archived)
# Dibs dibs dibs bagsy dibs.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 1 Jan 2010, 4:18, archived)
# She is pretty and she is married to a guy from a band
But I reckon you could do it colonel. fight ttssattsr
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Fri 1 Jan 2010, 4:19, archived)
# for like number one contender or mandatory challenger or whatever that position is called in the pro fighting world
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Fri 1 Jan 2010, 4:20, archived)
# I called dibs, you fat drunk.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 1 Jan 2010, 4:23, archived)
# fine i get marina and the colonel gets natasha or whatever that other one was called
You can't have them all bro.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Fri 1 Jan 2010, 4:24, archived)
# What. I'm the reason you know Marina. She's mine too. I'm not so worried about Natasha.
YOU'RE BEING VERY UPSETTING.
AlsodibsonHayley.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 1 Jan 2010, 4:26, archived)
# sorry i'm very emotional right now
we can talk about this in the morning
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Fri 1 Jan 2010, 4:30, archived)
# It is the morning.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 1 Jan 2010, 4:31, archived)
# Oh yeah okay fine
Fine, fine, whatever, you can have marina. But I call seconds on whichever one of the two you don't marry. fair? fair.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Fri 1 Jan 2010, 4:33, archived)
# ACCEPTABLE.
I'm glad we've resolved this peacefully. Your reward is to keep drinking until sunrise.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 1 Jan 2010, 4:34, archived)
# I'll settle for one of:
Eva Green
Audrey Tautou
or
the 1980s model Miryam D'Abo.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Fri 1 Jan 2010, 4:26, archived)
# I can only hope
that this is your b3ta stats quote...
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Fri 1 Jan 2010, 4:24, archived)
# Colonel Boris did so much wee in the sink.
C'moonnn quote pixies.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 1 Jan 2010, 4:27, archived)
# Ha! Nicely!
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Fri 1 Jan 2010, 4:28, archived)
# Zeltergiset secretly told me he is gay with
bees.

If my quote isn't this I'll cry.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 1 Jan 2010, 4:30, archived)
# Ttssattsr is fat and gross on purpose so expectations of him are lower
That one might be too long :C
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Fri 1 Jan 2010, 4:32, archived)
# Oh gosh, Ben.
Oh gosh.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 1 Jan 2010, 4:33, archived)
# passes the tissues.

( You've seen the pic)
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Fri 1 Jan 2010, 4:33, archived)
# LOLs
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Fri 1 Jan 2010, 4:30, archived)
# I might as well.
I've got an entry in The Bastard Log with Mrs Boris for undefined reasons, so I may as well add fighting for the attentions of other pretty women...
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Fri 1 Jan 2010, 4:23, archived)
# Get 'em dukes up!
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Fri 1 Jan 2010, 4:26, archived)
# Wait what did you do to her ftp
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Fri 1 Jan 2010, 4:29, archived)
# Buggered if I know.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Fri 1 Jan 2010, 4:49, archived)
# Not a good start :C
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Fri 1 Jan 2010, 4:53, archived)
# I'll live.
I think she just has a cold and a hangover.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Fri 1 Jan 2010, 4:54, archived)
# Is australia nice?
I asked captain howdy a while ago if australia was nice. EMBARASSING. Too many military types on here.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Fri 1 Jan 2010, 4:56, archived)
# It's lovely.
Weather's been a bit grim over the last couple of weeks, but it's great.
(p.s. - I'm not militray (ex or otherwise), it's a character from The Man With The Golden Gun who brainwashes Bond into trying to kill M)
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Fri 1 Jan 2010, 4:58, archived)
# IDENTITY THEFT
oh my god oh my god 99999999
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Fri 1 Jan 2010, 4:59, archived)
# "99999999"
*Notes down zeltergiset's PIN*
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Fri 1 Jan 2010, 5:02, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Fri 1 Jan 2010, 4:55, archived)
# I've never ironed with an elephant before.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Fri 1 Jan 2010, 4:57, archived)
# Makes stuff real flat
Try it
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Fri 1 Jan 2010, 4:57, archived)