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# Seals don't have ears.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sat 2 Jan 2010, 20:59, archived)
# How do they smell?
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sat 2 Jan 2010, 21:02, archived)
# With their noses.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sat 2 Jan 2010, 21:03, archived)
# Spoilsport.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sat 2 Jan 2010, 21:04, archived)
# if you get a labrador, chop off it's legs and ears you get a seal
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 2 Jan 2010, 21:07, archived)
# You forgot to shave it.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sat 2 Jan 2010, 21:12, archived)
# Why did I read this in Chris Morris's voice?
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Sat 2 Jan 2010, 21:15, archived)
# You have Chris Morris's voice?
Can I borrow it? :-)
(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Sat 2 Jan 2010, 21:18, archived)
# I wish!
On balance, I think I'd quite like to speak like Ted Maul. All the time.
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Sat 2 Jan 2010, 21:19, archived)
# Damn straight
You *know* exciting things are happening to Ted Maul
(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Sat 2 Jan 2010, 21:21, archived)
# they do
i seed them :(
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 2 Jan 2010, 21:18, archived)
# Sea lions have ears, seals don't.
That's one of the ways you can tell the difference. That and sea lions are the smart ones and seals look and move like socks full of custard.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sat 2 Jan 2010, 21:23, archived)
# i don't have socks or custard
i have no basis for comparison. this upsets me.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 2 Jan 2010, 21:25, archived)