I wish!
On balance, I think I'd quite like to speak like Ted Maul. All the time.
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The Coast Of Yemen,
Sat 2 Jan 2010, 21:19,
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Damn straight
You *know* exciting things are happening to Ted Maul
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MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober,
Sat 2 Jan 2010, 21:21,
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Sea lions have ears, seals don't.
That's one of the ways you can tell the difference. That and sea lions are the smart ones and seals look and move like socks full of custard.
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Mu Dinofiddler,
Sat 2 Jan 2010, 21:23,
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i don't have socks or custard
i have no basis for comparison. this upsets me.
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sat 2 Jan 2010, 21:25,
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I imagine
a little squeak every time he jumps
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An Egg ,D,
Sat 2 Jan 2010, 21:07,
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Oh right
It's a stoat, he had to shave his handlebar moustache and leave his tophat at home
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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while,
Sat 2 Jan 2010, 21:19,
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FAILSTOAT
is therefore more smug than he should be.
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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace,
Sat 2 Jan 2010, 21:29,
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A seal in shoulder pads!!
(they must be pads cos seals don't have shoulders!!)
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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often.,
Sat 2 Jan 2010, 21:30,
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