I vaguely remember thatI've seen various incarnations of that story, sometimes with ketchup bottles, wine bottles, etc. Sometimes with an excuse like, 'I went shopping, and locked myself out of the house, so put the shopping down and tried to climb up into a first floor window, and fell on the bottle'.
EDIT: 'ning, Smash
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EDIT: 'ning, Smash
the only shopping accident i've hadwas tripping over whilst carrying 2 bottles of cheap plonk. got a 5-inch scar on my right elbow thanks to landing on the bottles, but neither of them got below the waist
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Mon 4 Jan 2010, 1:15,
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OuchI childishly slid across an aisle on my knees when I knew no-one was watching a few weeks ago.
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Mon 4 Jan 2010, 1:17,
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arf!the actual cut didn't hurt, it was so clean and quick. 3 hours later, i was morphined off my tits, stitches in place, celebrating my best mate's 21st in true drunken style!
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Mon 4 Jan 2010, 1:22,
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it takes more than a sliced arm to stop me partying!
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Mon 4 Jan 2010, 1:33,
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also, is anyone else watching the women's darts?those are some ugly bitches!
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Mon 4 Jan 2010, 1:37,
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Noooooooo horridoff to smoke guitar and play a beer now, bye.
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Mon 4 Jan 2010, 1:44,
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bye!have fun!
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Mon 4 Jan 2010, 1:49,
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i won't miss a party!
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