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I am currently an A+E doctor. I haven't had a day off since Christmas eve :-(

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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 3:41, archived)

Better/worse than "psych nights"?

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zoldergoose, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 3:41, archived)

If you remember, I spent most of my psych nights pissing around on the computer.

Doing A+E I'm lucky if I get a 5 minute break to go and sit in the corner and cry.

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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 3:44, archived)

Oh. What sort of doctor do you want to be eventually?

I may have asked you this already and you may have said GP or that may have been someone else.

I think you want to be: willy surgeon.

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zoldergoose, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 3:45, archived)

I'm a GP trainee

I failed the willy surgeon exams

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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 3:47, archived)

This is my hero

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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 3:49, archived)

How long till you're a proper GP?

Will you prefer meeting old people or hypochondriacs?

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zoldergoose, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 3:50, archived)

I will be a fully qualified GP in 3 years.

I will specialise in sick notes for people who don't like their work.

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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 3:52, archived)

Also would you like some antibiotics? I like giving people antibiotics.

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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 3:54, archived)

I'd never turn down antibiotics.

Even if I'm fine they make me more fine, right?

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zoldergoose, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 3:59, archived)

you can put them next to a bottle of yakult and watch them fight.

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arrangedletters, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 4:01, archived)