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# sex is exercise woo
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 3:19, archived)
# if you replaced 'change 4' with 'make a'
that would look like an advert for the family planning association...
(poodle canoodle, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 3:23, archived)
# you have vagina mouth?
EDIT: or at least stomach ovaries?

ALSO: NSFW
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 3:25, archived)
# good point
lesson for the day: look at post before commenting.
(poodle canoodle, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 3:26, archived)
# :D
...maybe it's what goiters really are: Throat babies. This iodine deficiency stuff is just a nonsense.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 3:27, archived)
# Goitres
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 3:35, archived)
# i google checked I typed goitres and it turned it to goiters.
I blame the internet.

EDIT: apparently that would be a fine spelling if I'm american. Unfortunately I aint.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 3:37, archived)
# Not to worry.
I did spend five years at medical school, 3 years working and the last 12 hours staring up peoples bums.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 3:40, archived)
# this explains a lot about your animations...
:D
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 3:41, archived)
# Are you a proper doctor yet?
Don't worry I don't need an ediagnosis. Right now.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 3:39, archived)
# I am currently an A+E doctor. I haven't had a day off since Christmas eve :-(
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 3:41, archived)
# Better/worse than "psych nights"?
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 3:41, archived)
# If you remember, I spent most of my psych nights pissing around on the computer.
Doing A+E I'm lucky if I get a 5 minute break to go and sit in the corner and cry.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 3:44, archived)
# Oh. What sort of doctor do you want to be eventually?
I may have asked you this already and you may have said GP or that may have been someone else.

I think you want to be: willy surgeon.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 3:45, archived)
# I'm a GP trainee
I failed the willy surgeon exams
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 3:47, archived)
# This is my hero
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 3:49, archived)
# How long till you're a proper GP?
Will you prefer meeting old people or hypochondriacs?
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 3:50, archived)
# I will be a fully qualified GP in 3 years.
I will specialise in sick notes for people who don't like their work.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 3:52, archived)
# Also would you like some antibiotics? I like giving people antibiotics.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 3:54, archived)
# I'd never turn down antibiotics.
Even if I'm fine they make me more fine, right?
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 3:59, archived)
# you can put them next to a bottle of yakult and watch them fight.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 4:01, archived)
# They're not even sure it IS a baby.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 3:36, archived)
# Monster ovum.
I think babies should stop as Zygotes. 'Tis a much better word.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 3:41, archived)
# Worst pander ever.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 3:27, archived)
# or...
most hopeful.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 3:29, archived)
# bamBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 3:29, archived)
# you're not wrong.
(poodle canoodle, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 3:29, archived)
# Knee clefts.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 3:30, archived)
# wrist tits.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 3:31, archived)
# ...sound like one of those things they sell on infomercials.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 3:32, archived)
# provides extra comfort, padding and sustenance while typing in your work place.
Or maybe your into health try our new plus sized GG wrist tits.. simply attach and go out jogging. The extra weight will really help you burn those pesky calories.

And maybe you'd like to try our new handy pocket accessory: twat ankles.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 3:37, archived)
# Twankles!
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 3:37, archived)
# do people fail at saying twat in america like they do in canada?
what the hell is a twot.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 3:45, archived)
# Haha
trust me, everyone in my immediate circle has a thorough working grasp of multiligual cursing.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 5:32, archived)
# ARSE BUNNIES!
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 3:34, archived)
# Fucking filthy furry.
That /ac is almost worn out now.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 3:35, archived)
# Clear your cache to regain originality.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 3:37, archived)
# Fuck you jesut with your midriff belt legs.
/ac
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 3:38, archived)
# I VOM AT YOUR CUNTBOX
/ac
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 3:41, archived)
# I don't have an /ac
WHY NOT. I'm pretty sure I only use about a dozen stock phrases, it'd speed everything up no end.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 3:44, archived)
# I'm still waiting to get some batteries for my graphics pen so I can draw a sexy picture of you.
I would greatly appreciate a brief description in order to make it more accurate.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 3:38, archived)
# i think my sister tried to bite through mine in a fit of drunkrage.
yay christmas.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 3:39, archived)
#
This contains a self-portrait, guess which one I am.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 3:40, archived)
# Thank you
You have lovely spine plates.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 3:46, archived)
#
*tries extra-hard to cease to exist*
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 3:25, archived)
# use the tipex.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 3:26, archived)
# Oh, I appear to've spilled it all over my lap.
Still, one does have to be mental to bother with b3ta, but it doesn't help.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 3:33, archived)
# Does wanxercise count?
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 3:33, archived)
# So it is.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 3:42, archived)
# "4chan kids"
starring keith haring as the dead guy.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 3:44, archived)
# I'm worried by the
diminutive stature of the pink feller.
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 3:54, archived)