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# If falling to the Dark Side does that to your skin
Imagine what it does to your digestive tract. Takes more than a few pots of bioyoghurt to sort out.

(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 9:33, archived)
# hahaha :D
(herman:D, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 9:35, archived)
# Damn, it's quiet today
Are people still off work?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 10:10, archived)
# still waking up and avoiding year-end meetings
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 4 Jan 2010, 10:33, archived)
#
(herman:D, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 11:34, archived)
# I wish!
I'm anticipating a bollocking this morning, but my boss is teasing me by coming in late
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 10:36, archived)
# did you shit in his stationery drawer?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 4 Jan 2010, 10:45, archived)
# wish I had
on my last day someone was taking the piss so I sent an email to a colleague saying they were taking the piss, without even mentioning the person by name. They saw the email and got really upset, crying and everything...

I might submit it for QotW
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 10:52, archived)
# Pre-empt his Bollocking
By finding the person who stitched you up, and take a shit in THEIR stationery drawer.
With luck by the time he gets in, there will be an all-out office drawer shitting scat war going on. He will be so confused by this that he will forget about his beef with you.
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 11:21, archived)
# alternatively
you could say "They were taking the piss. If they are going to get that upset by someone pointing out that they are taking the piss, they shouldn't take the piss." and hope that your boss is a reasonable person.
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 11:29, archived)
# Normally he is
but he'd rather be liked by the rest of the company than by his own staff, so consequently rarely backs us up
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 11:37, archived)
# stand your ground without getting angry
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 4 Jan 2010, 11:28, archived)
# This is what I'm thinking
at th end of the day I didn't mention any names, what I said was true, and it was between me and a colleague.

(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 11:39, archived)