
Imagine what it does to your digestive tract. Takes more than a few pots of bioyoghurt to sort out.

( ,
Mon 4 Jan 2010, 9:33,
archived)


I'm anticipating a bollocking this morning, but my boss is teasing me by coming in late
( ,
Mon 4 Jan 2010, 10:36,
archived)

on my last day someone was taking the piss so I sent an email to a colleague saying they were taking the piss, without even mentioning the person by name. They saw the email and got really upset, crying and everything...
I might submit it for QotW
( ,
Mon 4 Jan 2010, 10:52,
archived)
I might submit it for QotW

By finding the person who stitched you up, and take a shit in THEIR stationery drawer.
With luck by the time he gets in, there will be an all-out office drawer shitting scat war going on. He will be so confused by this that he will forget about his beef with you.
( ,
Mon 4 Jan 2010, 11:21,
archived)
With luck by the time he gets in, there will be an all-out office drawer shitting scat war going on. He will be so confused by this that he will forget about his beef with you.

you could say "They were taking the piss. If they are going to get that upset by someone pointing out that they are taking the piss, they shouldn't take the piss." and hope that your boss is a reasonable person.
( ,
Mon 4 Jan 2010, 11:29,
archived)

but he'd rather be liked by the rest of the company than by his own staff, so consequently rarely backs us up
( ,
Mon 4 Jan 2010, 11:37,
archived)

at th end of the day I didn't mention any names, what I said was true, and it was between me and a colleague.
( ,
Mon 4 Jan 2010, 11:39,
archived)

Good to while still being an EVIL empire, that they haven't forgotten basic hygiene!
( ,
Mon 4 Jan 2010, 10:19,
archived)

Anyone here with "recording speech onto a PC type skills?" I need some quick advice.
( ,
Mon 4 Jan 2010, 10:20,
archived)

I have had an email from a little charity group I do stuff for from time to time, they need to record some spoken directions for an audio trail. They want an Idea of what (PC) Software + microphone combo is good quality vs price?
( ,
Mon 4 Jan 2010, 11:06,
archived)

I've only downloaded it recently to try and alter a ringtone. I haven't got my head around it yet, but I understand it is quite good at clearing up sound recordings etc
audacity.sourceforge.net/
( ,
Mon 4 Jan 2010, 11:27,
archived)
audacity.sourceforge.net/