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# Was Santa good to you Barb?
I got truckloads of Family Guy DVDs, the full series of the Wire, and some North Face slippers that are just the toastiest things available to humanity :D
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 11:58, archived)
# I got some pretty cool toys
A scalextric, a stylophone, a remote control helicopter, a rubiks 360 (easy!) and an addictaball. (google it)


I also got the all-important trousers and socks I needed.

Oh, and I got a book about things that look like cocks, courtesy of rob :D
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 12:01, archived)
# My missus bought me the wrong series of Family Guy
even though they are on the shelf in the front room.

having a nightmare exchanging it
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 12:01, archived)
# For some reason I got a box-set of the Transformers films, even though I've shown no interest in watching either of them ever :(
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 12:03, archived)
# just fire staples at your eyes
it's the same experience but it's less painful
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 12:07, archived)
# Sure there would be value in a b3ta gift exchange system...
There must be someone round here for whom the prospect of Megan Fox is worth sitting through those movies.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 12:08, archived)
# Megan Fox you say?
*re-evaluates rejected xmas gift*
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 12:09, archived)
#
IT'S YOU!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 12:13, archived)
# Ooo "Sutherland bodysnatchers" is almost a "Dawson Crying"
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 12:14, archived)
# haha
i imagine megan fox smells of engine grease and old lube. yuck
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 12:14, archived)
# I imagine
she doesn't wipe afterwards, and just lets the conjealed spunk dry naturally on her inner thighs
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 12:19, archived)
# fucking her would be like peeling open a toasted cheese sandwich
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 12:21, archived)
# I'd rather fuck a cheese toastie
fresh out of the Breville
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 12:22, archived)
# ITS YOU !!!
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 12:23, archived)
# *fetches killing hammers*
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 12:24, archived)
# Hahaha you bugger!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 12:24, archived)
# Gah!
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 12:04, archived)
# i got one of these from the wife


I'm not sure what do do with it. it's useless as a sex toy
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 12:05, archived)
# not that you've tried
or anything
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 12:07, archived)
# bit girthy and modular
i mean. no of course not!
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 12:08, archived)
# What the deuce?
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 12:08, archived)
# just three stacking ghost/octopus things.
it's quite cool, but wilfully functionless
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 12:10, archived)
# Do the eyes light up?
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 12:12, archived)
# nope.
it's sitting on my desk at work judging me with it's dead non light up eyes.
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 12:12, archived)
# Maybe it wakes up at night
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 12:14, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 12:14, archived)
# i got socks and pants
and a jokebook about iphones and i dont even have an iphone
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 12:06, archived)
# That's pretty funny
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 12:09, archived)