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[challenge entry] They finally realised there was a market at the other end too....

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(Stashie is plotting against his blender on, Wed 6 Jan 2010, 21:07, archived)
[challenge entry] Sticking things up bums may be a bit of a theme this week...
...here's my effort...

(I helped save b3ta! TheMattInAHat has a particular... odour..., Wed 6 Jan 2010, 21:16, archived)
# Heh Heh
I like the "goatse" touch bud. :-)
(Stashie is plotting against his blender on, Wed 6 Jan 2010, 21:17, archived)
# We already know you like the goatse touch
tell us something else

;)
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Wed 6 Jan 2010, 21:49, archived)
# Ah BOLLOCKS!!!
I asked for that fucker didn't I??

LMAO.
(Stashie is plotting against his blender on, Wed 6 Jan 2010, 21:54, archived)
# when all you have is a hammer, everything looks like a nail
www.b3ta.com/questions/shitstories/post9085
(I helped save b3ta! .spanky is singing "PEANUTS!", Wed 6 Jan 2010, 21:18, archived)
# SWeet Jeebus!
You are more rare than an 8-legged cat!
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Wed 6 Jan 2010, 21:20, archived)
# I still laugh at the "VAGISIL" advert
It could be because the advert *should* be:

"Itchy, flaky vag? Try New, Improved Vagisil!"

(Preferably voiced by Barry Scott or Timmy Mallet)

One day I may grow up.
(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Wed 6 Jan 2010, 21:19, archived)
# Or that shouty northern bloke...
Shouting about buy one get one free double glazing.

Might be a local thing mind...
(I helped save b3ta! TheMattInAHat has a particular... odour..., Wed 6 Jan 2010, 21:22, archived)
# Yeah!
Think I've seen him...one of the "I'm bonkers, me, come down our prices are crrrazzy!" kind of guys

Can we still fit in a "science bit", showing how Vagisil actually sticks the flakes back on your vag, leaving a smooth, seamless finish..?

I should point out I have no idea what this stuff is for...
(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Wed 6 Jan 2010, 21:31, archived)
# Its for if a lady has a hurty stinky mimsy
Probably...
(I helped save b3ta! TheMattInAHat has a particular... odour..., Wed 6 Jan 2010, 21:33, archived)
# I remember a quote from a Woman's mag that will stay with me forever
"Itchy, frothy discharge"
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Wed 6 Jan 2010, 21:38, archived)
# Ewwww, nice
Would you like something to blot that out with?
b3ta.com/board/9862292
(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Wed 6 Jan 2010, 21:41, archived)
# Yes, yes I do... and for the gleet.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Wed 6 Jan 2010, 21:59, archived)
# No.
Just. No.
(I helped save b3ta! TheMattInAHat has a particular... odour..., Wed 6 Jan 2010, 21:45, archived)
# If it's getting frothy,
you're doing it wrong.
(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Wed 6 Jan 2010, 21:46, archived)
# Yes, it fucking went there.
DON'T READ WOMEN'S MAGS!
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Wed 6 Jan 2010, 21:53, archived)
#
They ain't got shit on this guy

(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Wed 6 Jan 2010, 21:37, archived)
# *doffs hat*
This man is my new hero.
(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Wed 6 Jan 2010, 21:49, archived)
# ^This
(I helped save b3ta! TheMattInAHat has a particular... odour..., Wed 6 Jan 2010, 21:51, archived)
# LET'S MAKE IT
A DANCE!
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Wed 6 Jan 2010, 22:00, archived)